(Closed) Sh*t my husband says!

posted 6 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
1414 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

Bahahaha!! Good one!

This is not something Fiance is saying but doing; he likes to moon me. He does it at the most inappropriate times, like when I’m on the phone or doing chores! Lol

Post # 5
9483 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2012

Hahahaha.  How romantic.  😉

Post # 6
2398 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

All the time, one of the things I love the most about my hubby is his sense of humor. He always makes me and everyone laugh. I would not trade him for anything. 

Post # 7
598 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

My FH has a ton on sayings that crack me up…like…If you see a turtle on a fence post you know he had help….he’s gonna crap his pants in seven vibrant colors…..lots of others I can’t remember right now…they always make me laugh though 😀

Post # 8
5662 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2012

@MrsJoyful80:  Mine likes to do this too except he then likes to bend over. Why he thinks I want to see ALL O THAT is beyond me!



Post # 9
2856 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

Whenever FI talks about the prairies (where he’s from), he says “the land’s so flat you can watch your dog run away for 3 days!”

Post # 10
155 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: September 2011

@MrsJoyful80:  LMAO! I may or may not be guilty of doing the same thing to my hubby. I may or may not flash my boobs to him from time to time as well, lol! We are so childish, LMAO!

Post # 12
3297 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2013 - An amazing non-profit retreat

He was making banana bread last night. I got home with the milk he needed, and he had gone ahead and thrown peanuts in the batter. “Why did you use peanuts hun?”  “Well, the recipe called for walnuts, and we don’t have any.” LOL. Peanuts are the obvious substitution here…

Post # 13
651 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

Hahaha these are hilarious. My Fi is always making me laugh, but by far my favorite is every morning he “accidentally” farts while emptying his bladder, then shouts at me “who let a duck in here?” It gets me every time. 

Post # 14
1406 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2011

@SillyStacey:  Too funny….Darling Husband refers to his farts as “ducks” too.  Depending on the length and sound, they can be baby ducks, daddy ducks, and old old ducks.  He also likes to look around like he’s super surprised when he does it.  He’s super goofy like me which is one of the main reasons I married him….he’ll always make me laugh. 

Post # 15
3174 posts
Sugar bee

He always makes faces at me whenever I’m on the phone 🙂

Post # 16
64 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: January 2014

Love these!!

I made chicken sandwiches he replies “OMG! These are sooo good!! These are just as good as fastfood chicken sandwiches!” hahaha obviously he meant it as a compliment, but really?? Hahaha so now everything is “as good as fast food”! 

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