My SO is 37 yearsold and still thinks a womans “pee hole” is located INSIDE her vagina. Everytime we have sex and he cums inside of me he says to me “arnt you going to go pee that out?” I die laughing everytime. I’ve tried to explain to him a million times that itsnot the same hole. Lololol. He doesn’t believeme apparently cuz I’ve been telling him that for 5 years now.lol he still makes me go pee though “just in case” hahaha. I only do it to amuse him.
His current silly thing is calling me a different weird pet name every time he starts a conversation with me. So far that has included things like sugar muffin, honey bunny, and other weird things. The strangest part about it is that he does not ever do nicknames, lol.
Waitingbee57: when I first got my iud like almost 5 years ago my SO was kinda scared of it. He says the string is kinda sharp n stabs his dick pretty bad lol but then the string got softer anwasnt an issue anymore. Just got a new one so now hes like yep I feel that one. Lol
hmm everything he says basically?? xD Lately, the night before we were leaving for a trip to Mexico, just before sleeping, my FI asked me: how do you say “Goodnight everyone” in Spanish? “Buenos Nachos muchachos?” xD
I think we never laughed so much together! (it’s actually “buenas NOCHES” but he was so tired he said nachos…) So during the wholeee trip every time he would leave a restaurant/bar/club, he would shout to the waiter/bartenders “BUENOS NACHOS MUCHACHOS” and just, leave. 😀 he’s THAT silly…
When FI and I were dating and I was living with roommate I heard the shower on at like 3am. I said I wondered why roommate was in the shower so late and he said maybe she has her period. Confused I asked what are you talking about, what do you think it’s like? And he said “I don’t know, a big cut?”
FutureMrsHodgy: As an add on – I recently finished Portal 2, and one of the cores is obsessed with space. Like, talks nonstop about it. One line is literally just “SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!” So my FI has been randomly looking at me with a serious face, and then saying SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE! It’s been amusing.