Post # 1
- Wedding: April 2017 - Not sure
Ever since we got our little dog, intimacy has gotten a bit tricky. He will not sleep anywhere else but on our bed. He constantly has to sleep up against us. Wherever we go, he follows. He was a rescue who was matted, full of bruises, and half starving when they found him. He has pretty severe emotional issues, so leaving him locked out of the room isn’t an option, it’s too cruel. So, when we are intimate, he tries to lick our hands or arms if we don’t hide under blankets. Afterwards, he stares at us and sniffs the sheets! Yarg!!! It’s absolutely humiliating! So my question is, is my little dog the only one trying to gum up the sex life or are others out there dealing with this?!
Post # 2
Our pitbull tries to watch! He can be in another room but when he uh… hears us he makes a beeline for our bed. One time he snuck into the bedroom and farted which kind of put a damper on the situation lol
Post # 3
Our dog used to be like this at first, but over time has stopped. He was also a rescue with really bad separation anxiety, so there is hope!
Post # 4
- Wedding: August 2017 - Bahamas
Our cats are notorious for climbing on top of us. One of our cats tried to play with a “toy” while we were using it. SMH. Oh and that same cat likes to play fetch and oftentimes our sexytime noises are an indication that we are awake and obviously want to play fetch so she brings us her toys mid-hump.
Post # 5
We have a kitten so I am imagining she will make the sexing amusing but right now I need surgery on my ovaries and bowel so yeah, we’ve not had sex since octoober! Yay. . .
Post # 6
When our pup was younger she would jump around on the bed so we had to block the door with the vacuum and ironing board (she doesn’t like either) to keep her out of the room. If we shut the door she would just paw at it and bark/whine which is very distracting. Now that she has gotten a bit older she literally grumbles and goes downstairs.
Post # 7
Oh my god, I cant help but read these and crack up. But yeah, look at my little face over here under the covers – yep I can be a trouble maker. (This is the cat talking, not the human)
Post # 8
we got a pup a few weeks ago and can relate!!! haha.
Post # 9
It has gotten to where it’s easier to do the deed with him in the same room; otherwise, he will be barking and whining to get into our room. Prior to us starting, we make sure his bed is in the room, along with a treat dispensing toy. Therefore, he is occupied for atleast part of the time. You should try giving him his toys and/or treats (think rawhides or something else that takes a while to eat) before you begin. I know this process completely prevents sporadic jumping of bones, but atleast it will prevent an unwelcome party trying to participate!
Post # 10
Happens all the time with our two cats, and it’s simultaneously hilarious and disturbing. Usually they keep their distance just watching until we’re in a post-coitus cuddle, then they like to try joining in on the cuddling. If we lock them out of the room, they throw their bodies at the door trying to get in…which is even more distracting than just ignoring their creepy staring from atop the dresser. The worst incident that’s happened (TMI ALERT): our boy cat once walked up to Darling Husband while he was on top and swatted at his dangly bits from behind. Poor Darling Husband.
Post # 11
Yes! It can be a bit distracting at times nudging the dog away or trying to keep the covers taut so he can’t wiggle in between us.
Post # 12
One german shepard will just cuddle up onthe bed. The other will kkiss my face while looking the husband in the eye with guilt and shame. They whine when we kick them out. They are the cockblockers and we are experimenting to find a solution
Post # 13
Oh, no! It sounds like he has some serious attachment issues, but it’s no wonder considering the state from which you rescued him. You may want to work on training for that overall and it’ll make this issue easier to deal with. Good luck!
This absolutely cracks me and Fiance up but I have never told a soul — our dog is so smart, when she sees us starting to kiss no matter where we are in the house, she gets up and goes in her crate without being asked! We just shut her door on our way to the bedroom lol!
Post # 14
You’ll get used to it OP. My dog lays on the bed and watches.
Post # 15
Oh my gosh, the other night the cat just. Kept. Jumping on the bed. We would kick her out of the room, and then she’d silently creep back in, and suddenly boom: there’s her little face. It was a total boner-killer.