(Closed) So… Does anyone else have a pet that tries to put a "damper" on your sex life?

posted 4 years ago in Intimacy
Post # 46
Member
600 posts
Busy bee

serenitysky:  Omg I’ve been waiting to tell someone this story without people thinking I’m nuts. My dog has a toy that he brings over when we’re getting down to business hahah. It’s a blue ring toy and he chews on it while he watches, he’s put it on us before and just gnaws on it. He’s also a rescue and a total mama’s boy. It’s absolutely hilarious, my dog has a “sex toy”!

Post # 47
Member
81 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: August 2018

My shih-tzu is the same way! Usually we throw her some toys in another room to keep her out until we’re done.

Post # 48
Member
81 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: August 2018

 

mrsg0718:  That’s too funny! 

Post # 49
Member
404 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2016

serenitysky:  When my cat was younger (until about 2 years old), he found balls to be absolutely fascinating and absolutely HAD to bat at them. Killed the mood quite frequently.

Now he’s just a creeper and watches. 

Post # 50
Member
404 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2016

annd2015:  My cat used to swat at the dangly bits too…so glad he grew out of that. 

Post # 51
Member
2399 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2016

OMG YASSSS! Fiance just moved in has a very needy little dog. My cats always just made them self scarce when the time came. Now he barks because we put him on the floor. But also he’s like a nun between us. He has to be in the middle of us ALWAYS! And he will bite at anyone but my fiance so it makes initiating things very difficult! lol 

Post # 52
Member
1455 posts
Bumble bee

My tiny dog has some issues where she hates being left alone, so she’ll want up on the bed and she’ll curl up at the edge and stay there. She’s probably traumatized 

Post # 56
Member
701 posts
Busy bee

Our dog doesn’t interrupt but when we open the bedroom door she is usually in the hallway with the most hearbreakingly sad and pathetic look on her face because we shut her out of the room. If the cat happens to be in the room hiding, she will usually start running around under the bed.

Post # 57
Member
3025 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: November 2016

Lol, no. We pretty much trained ours to associate the word crate with any of the dog beds throughout the house so if we tell her crate then she takes a snooze while we…go on with things.

 

I did used to have a dog that liked to watch as you bathed and also liked to choose while you were on the toilet to put his butt on you so you’d scratch it…

Post # 58
Member
477 posts
Helper bee

serenitysky:  YOu are not the only one!! Our dog needs to sleep right up against us too..so we usually just end up passing out most nights.  If we want to be intimate, we have to keep the door shut and he hangs on the couch for a while…lol

Post # 60
Member
3729 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: City, State

serenitysky:  be happy he’s licking your hands and arms. Ours likes to lick privates. That’s a buzz kill! She now gets a bully stick and we try to finish before she does!

The topic ‘So… Does anyone else have a pet that tries to put a "damper" on your sex life?’ is closed to new replies.

Find Amazing Vendors