(Closed) So… Does anyone else have a pet that tries to put a "damper" on your sex life?

posted 4 years ago in Intimacy
Post # 61
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2015

serenitysky:  our cat hates closed doors, with a passion. And if we shut the door for some “privacy” he will jump at the door kicking it or running into it until we open it. And if he is allowed in, he just sits on the bed staring… I guess he thinks if both Darling Husband and I are in a room, that he needs to be by our side watching our every movement… 

Post # 63
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Busy bee

This thread ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Post # 64
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: June 2015

My older dog jusy lays on the corner of the bed, he used to try to get in our faces but stopped as he got older. However, we just had sex for the first time since we got our new puppy, she straight up snuck on the bed and full on licked my nipple! Awful! Killed the mood for like a minute but we pushed her to her brother and they got on to play and we continued our naughty playing ๐Ÿ˜‰

Post # 65
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Bumble bee

We tried the other night & I just hear my dh say to our Chiweenie, “Charlie, get your nose out of my ass.”  I just starting laughing.  I always tell my dh, we couldn’t make a sex tape, it would turn into a comedy with Charlie’s antics.  

Post # 66
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Busy bee

annd2015:  sorry but that’s hilarious!

Post # 67
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Busy bee

This thread is cracking me up! Our pets are hilarious!! 

Post # 68
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2016

I couldn’t count the amount of times our cats have been directly next to us as we’ve had sex. Sometimes they’re literally leaning against us and just don’t care. Animals are weird, my cats can be so skittish about sudden sounds and such but when it comes to aggressive pumping next to them they couldn’t care less.

Just ignore it, what else can you do? So long as the dog doesn’t attempt to attack either of you protectively, haha. Maybe leave a treat on the floor? Don’t let the dog become too clingy regardless, it’s not good for when you leave. There’s a fine line for our little furry friends to have a healthy lifestyle.

Post # 69
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2017 - Bahamas

I have another funny story… Our newest kitten (probably 8 months old now) who was about 6 weeks when we got him was taken away from his mother too soon and was abandoned on the side of the road starving. So… Combine the two and what do you get? My Fiance screaming in pain because the baby kitty tried to latch onto his nipple … Not during sex but soon afterwards. 

Post # 70
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2017 - Bahamas

Trying to get our kink on…

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