Post # 1
He checks the mail, takes a shower, and comes into our room and says,
“I noticed on the way home.. I was looking out the review mirror and realised.. I am SEXY! I am one sexy motherfer”.
Did your fi do anything exceptionally funny today?
Post # 3
Whoops, this should be Not Wedding Related.
Post # 4
Lol, how funny!
Darling Husband woke up (late) for work one morning and jumped out of bed, screaming “Oh sh*t oh sh*t oh sh*t”. He then ‘answered’ his ringing phone and talked to his boss for a solid 2 minutes before giggling hysterically and saying, “Just kidding, that was my alarm hahaha”. Lord help him. ;P
Post # 5
I’ve got a double whammy from my dad and Fiance…
Dad’s a carpenter and he had a stud-finder tool on the kitchen bench (ya know, a doovielacky that finds the posts in the walls for picture hanging etc). Dad picked it up, waved it over himself, and when it didn’t beep, he goes “nothing – figures”, puts it down and walks away.
Fiance gets home from work, sees it on the bench and says “is that the stud-finder? Shit, I better not get too close, I’ll blow it up!”