(Closed) ::Something You Wish You Could Say to Someone::

posted 10 years ago in Emotional
Post # 153
14 posts
  • Wedding: October 2011

Dear landlady,

Just because you and your husband sold your house and have to be out in three weeks does not give you the right to use the house that I AM PAYING RENT TO YOU FOR as a storage unit.  I am sympathetic to your situation, but you readily admit that your husband is “too cheap” to rent your own storage unit and would rather just put all of the stuff in the house where Fiance and I currently live, so that he “doesn’t have to move twice.”  We will be out of this house mid-May, so can’t you just let us pay our rent and leave us alone like you have for the past 5 1/2 years?!  Why did you agree to the terms of the sale of your house if you have “no plan” (your words, not mine!) for where you were going to live?! 


Your grateful, but seriously annoyed tenant

P.S. I’m glad we moved our wedding date from June 11th (your anniversary date) to October 7th.  We want nothing in common with you two!


Post # 154
8 posts
  • Wedding: January 2016

Dear Future Sister-In-Law,


You may not know this but I feel like your jealously, angry and misery is really taking a tow on my relationship with Fiance. Please stay out of our life and get your own. I know you have your own life so please live it and don’t worry about us. Don’t be fake and play nice. If you are going to be ugly be ugly to our faces so it gives us a reason not to talk to you. We know how you really are and that is why you are slowing losing your brother because he is so upset on how big of a b**ch you are! We arent asking you to be happy for us just keep your mouth shut! ever heard of if you dont have anything nice to say dont say anything at all? Well Practice it!

You already know who this is!

Post # 155
57 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: November 2011

Dear Future Mother-In-Law,

I know that you told your son to be careful around me because I might try to trap him into marriage.  Newsflash –We had been dating for 8 years at that point!! IF I wanted a baby I would have an 8 ½ year old by now!  Also, you were so against helping with the wedding when I first asked you even though you know that I don’t have a good relationship with my mother, and now you want to give me your passive-aggressive opinions?  Thanks, but no!

Love, the woman who is marrying your son on our 10 year anniversary and having your grandchildren

Dear Mother,

I wish there was a way for you to have a personality transplant before the wedding.  I do NOT want you to come a month earlier to “help”.  I have a planner, good friends/bridesmaids and am uber organized.  Yes, my father and step-mother and siblings will be at the wedding.  Yes I may be happier around them and actually hug them.  Please come two days before the wedding, be seen and not heard and fly home straight from the wedding.

Love, Sincerely, Respectfully …

Your fed-up daughter


Wow!! I feel so much better!!!

Post # 156
3575 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2010

Dear MiL:

While we do get along, I don’t give a rat’s a$$ that you bought 20 cans of peas at the market for a penny each.  Nor do I care about the sale at the local department store or what you’ve purchased for your garden.  We don’t have the same taste, so I’m really not interested. 

I also can’t figure out why the hell you can’t take a moment and just shut up.  I don’t need to talk to you when I see you every freaking minute because 1/2 of the time I’m not even paying attention to you anyway.  Please…silence is golden.




Post # 158
3010 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

Dear RNs (at my job),

I just started my position.  I recently came off of training after 5 days, but news flash: I DON’T KNOW EVERYTHING!  Please stop asking me to do your dirty work because you’re simply lazy. Also, don’t DEMAND things to be done when YOU want them.  I am only one person.  Also stop giving me your weird looks.  SMILE.  It doesn’t fucking hurt.  You’re not the only people in the world that are stressed.  You make it worse than it actually HAS to be.  

One more thing.  Would it be so hard do be understanding and patient with my being new?  Once again, I don’t know everything just yet.  I am not going to figure it out on my own.  I know damn right well none of you were perfect at your job when you first began.  No one is.  How soon we forget.


Your overwhelmed secretary



Post # 159
50 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: March 2011

Dear Grandma,

Please stop calling my mason jar centerpieces a “cheap, backyard bar-b-que” idea.

k? Thanks!

With love,

-The only grandchild who went to college and is paying for the wedding herself, so can’t you be a LITTLE less RUDE!

Post # 160
966 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

Dear Crazy J Couple,

The next time you mail out a thank you card 6 months after the fact, the least you could do is proof read the card.  Oh, and thank you for providing 400 photos of you from your wedding.  I really appreciate seeing how vane you both are…again, and again, and again.    

Once again many thanks. 

Post # 161
2828 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2011

Dear cocoa plants of the world,

please stop absorbing so much nickel from the soil you grow in. The chocolate produced from your delicious beans is far too tempting to me, despite the hives.

With everlasting love and adoration,


Post # 162
688 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

Dear US government,

Why did you have to close my base and force me to find another job? Job hunting sucks.

Dear wedding party even though you do not know who you rae yet

I wish i didn’t open my mouth so fast about your roles!

Post # 163
1253 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

Dear friends on facebook:

I know what you look like, we are friends remember? That being said I don’t think it’s necessary for you to  upload 1-5 new profile pictures per day, that you obviously spent alot of time/energy/makeup/hair/selftimer to take of yourself in your kitchen/bedroom/bathroom etc. I get it, I see you quite often. I KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE, ITS COMPLETELY NOT NECESSARY AND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A SELF-CENTERED FOOL!! New profile pictures everyday is too much and clogging up my newsfeed, if you continue I will have no choice but to delete you!!!

Post # 164
251 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2011

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@Bostonsmom: I know what you mean, I have friends like that too! the self portrait obsessed…lol

Dear All,

Most of us read the same wedding magazines, get inspiration from wedding websites, shows, etc. Don’t get defensive when you see someone do something similar to your ideas. Or jump down their throat when they hire the same vendors. It happens!


Post # 165
3525 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2010

OK, so do you ever want to say something and know what you are going to post and how to phrase it as nicely as possible. But still you bite your tongue and not say it?

***tear hair out****

I’m not going to say what I wanted to say because then it would defeat the purpose of biting my tongue and not saying it.

I will just say….ok I Lied even what I wanted to say is just imo a little too nasty.

I will just let people live in their dream world. Not my money!


Post # 166
3774 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: December 2004

Dear Mother-In-Law,  I bet you never dreamed when you brought your baby boy home from the hospital that the day would come when he would disown you.  I am proud to be the woman that encouraged him and took him away.  You are a dispicable excuse for a human being and you don’t deserve anything from us, nor will you ever get anything from us.  There is a special place in the lowest caverns of Hell for you.  The turmoil and hardship that puncuated my husband childhood, because of you ,makes you unfit to even be refered to as a mother.  You are the antithesis of everything maternal. 

     As you have heard from other family members, we have two beautiful daughters.  I hope it breaks your heart that you have not and will never meet them.  We hear from family members that you have emphesema.  They tell us that we should contact you.  We don’t care that you are dying and have no intention on contacting you just because your miserable life is coming to an end.  There will be no attending of the funeral, no tears from us, and no regrets.  It has been 7.5 years since we disowned you and 5 years since I last had to look at your ugly face.  Your son and I am rediculously happy and have a beautiful life together. 

with no regard,

The wife of the man formerly known as your son!

P.S.  Wouldn’t it have been easier to have been nice to me?  I tried to warn you.  If you didn’t want to pay the piper you shouldn’t have danced to the music Bitch!

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