(Closed) Spin-off: How Do Lap Dances Feel About YOU?

posted 6 years ago in Intimacy
  • poll: Are Lap Dances ok with YOU??
    Yes, lap dances have no problem with me. : (17 votes)
    24 %
    No, I am a lap dance's worst enemy!!! : (18 votes)
    25 %
    Arguing over a topic that will never have true resolution makes me want to slam my head into a desk. : (36 votes)
    51 %
  • Post # 3
    8363 posts
    Bumble Beekeeper

    I let them live in peace so I am pretty sure they have no issue with me but one can never be sure!

    Post # 4
    511 posts
    Busy bee

    I’m fairly certain that lap-dances find me lapless…in Lapland.

    Post # 5
    351 posts
    Helper bee
    • Wedding: February 2013

    LMAO!!!! I loved this thread!

    Post # 6
    9631 posts
    Buzzing Beekeeper
    • Wedding: April 2019

    They probably don’t like me very much, but I do leave them alone, just I am against Fiance getting them. Although he doesn’t want them anyway. So it’s probably a mutual dislike!

    Post # 7
    1975 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: November 2013

    they probably dont like me very much… Fiance keeps asking me for one and id much perfer he find one at a strip club.

    Post # 9
    5011 posts
    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: April 2012

    I’ve had a few text messages from lap dances recently asking where I’ve been and why I abandoned them. I showed them to Darling Husband and he smiled wistfully remembering how I introduced the two of them on our first date.

    Post # 10
    1734 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: June 2012

    Lap dances always lap me on the track. 🙁


    Post # 11
    2778 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: July 2013

    They do not love me.  Cry

    Post # 12
    2651 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: May 2016

    A lap dance would not know me if I painted my self in choclolate and did the cookaracha in front of it wearing a fez. 

    Really, we have never met, but I do believe we should, we could have good times.

    Post # 13
    2589 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: September 2012

    literally LOL’ed

    Lap dances don’t like me because they have tried turning me on and all I can do is giggle awkwardly


    Post # 14
    1796 posts
    Buzzing bee

    @Pokemon:  LOL.

    My SO told me they are overpriced and overrated….I think he told me he got one back in the day if I remember correctly? But his BFF (future BM) is one of those guys who loves going to the strip club, and he said the recent ones he got sucked. I think they are only good in the movies. Lol.

    If I gave someone one Id probably start laughing and fall on my ass!

    @SpecialSundae: Lmfao!!

    Post # 15
    13099 posts
    Honey Beekeeper
    • Wedding: July 2010

    Lap dances love me!  I enjoying both giving and recieving them so we’ve gained a mutual enjoyment of each other’s company.

    Post # 16
    2523 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: December 2012

    I’ve never given a lap dance, but I’d love to learn so I can!

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