Post # 1
So there’s a very heated debate raging on for many many pages in another thread asking whether you happen to be ok with lap dances. That’s only half of the problem.
No one seems to be asking the most hard-hitting question: How do lap dances feel about YOU? Are they ok with YOU and your existence, or do they find that you impede their ability to do their job? Do they lump you into a general category of being a social pariah?
Post # 3
I let them live in peace so I am pretty sure they have no issue with me but one can never be sure!
Post # 4
I’m fairly certain that lap-dances find me lapless…in Lapland.
Post # 5
LMAO!!!! I loved this thread!
Post # 6
They probably don’t like me very much, but I do leave them alone, just I am against Fiance getting them. Although he doesn’t want them anyway. So it’s probably a mutual dislike!
Post # 7
they probably dont like me very much… Fiance keeps asking me for one and id much perfer he find one at a strip club.
Post # 9
I’ve had a few text messages from lap dances recently asking where I’ve been and why I abandoned them. I showed them to Darling Husband and he smiled wistfully remembering how I introduced the two of them on our first date.
Post # 10
Lap dances always lap me on the track. 🙁
Post # 12
A lap dance would not know me if I painted my self in choclolate and did the cookaracha in front of it wearing a fez.
Really, we have never met, but I do believe we should, we could have good times.
Post # 13
Lap dances don’t like me because they have tried turning me on and all I can do is giggle awkwardly
Post # 14
My SO told me they are overpriced and overrated….I think he told me he got one back in the day if I remember correctly? But his BFF (future BM) is one of those guys who loves going to the strip club, and he said the recent ones he got sucked. I think they are only good in the movies. Lol.
If I gave someone one Id probably start laughing and fall on my ass!
Post # 15
Lap dances love me! I enjoying both giving and recieving them so we’ve gained a mutual enjoyment of each other’s company.
Post # 16
I’ve never given a lap dance, but I’d love to learn so I can!