Post # 1
After all these sexy time threads I’m wondering how many of you got caught doing the naughty by someone.
My stories are from high school and aren’t that exciting since we were pretty tame before we got married.
One time after school, Darling Husband had me come over to his house to watch a movie. We started making out and his mom came home early. Darling Husband ran into another room (so brave!) and I was left awkwardly on the couch. We always kept the tv on after that for easy excuses
The morning after prom, Darling Husband was supposed to take me home, but we started making out in his car, in his driveway (smart, right?). We were sitting in the passenger seat and I was on the floor between his legs (just kissing I SWEAR!) and his brother and wife drove in. Yeah, bet that looked real good. His mom mentioned to him later something about their being more privacy in the house. Darn brother didn’t keep his mouth shut!
So, fess up ladies! What are your stories?
Post # 3
I don’t have any but I am so excited to read some more stories! haha
Post # 4
Well, it wasn’t sex, but once in college we went to a church parking lot late at night to make out. Shame, shame I know. The caretaker or someone who worked there caught us because the windows were all steamed up. We told him we were “talking” and he asked us to “talk” elsewhere. So embarrassing.
Post # 5
The one and only time, yes, I got caught in the back of a car at the beach. With my boyfriend. We were both 19. I think this is the reason I have an issue with car/public sex. We were juuuuust starting to fog the windows when all of a sudden BAM BAM BAM I hear a flashlight on the window. HOLY EFFING SHIT. I cried and pleaded with the officer to just let us go, he did. I’ll never forget it, he was like “Put your clothes on and get out of here.” I laugh about it now, but at the time I was ready to crawl under a rock and die.
Post # 6
we almost got caught by FI’s mom.. we were about to start getting into it and his mom just barged in .. good thing i had my shirt on still, and underwear but I was under the blanket thank goodness & Fiance had his shirt off but pants still on.. we pretend like we were just cuddling.. i was mortified.. another time we were studying in my room (we really were) then we started messing around, & my mom knocked on my door ;0 i never put on my pants so fast, good thing they were sweats.. i almost had a heart attack but pretended like we were studying still and said we locked the door so my younger siblings wouldn’t disturb us..
but I never got caught acutally having intercourse.. i think i would die a little.. but I rather a million times get caught by any of our friends than by our parents, espcially my mom!!!
Post # 7
This made me laugh. I can’t imagine!
Post # 8
@KatyElle: LOL that is the reason i’m not okay with having sex in a car.. we have messed around in his car but in either his neighborhood or mine.. but never full on sex because I’m terrified a cop will catch us.. I’m so scared of cops IDK why.. haha..
Post # 9
That’s my biggest fear! that some cop will come along and we’ll be in the news for it. Darling Husband wants to do it in a state park that we used to frequent when we still lived at home, but I’m terrified a bear will get us. Not conducive to gettin’ it on.
Post # 10
lol, I remembered another one! well, we truly weren’t doing anything – my roommate had moved out soph year, so I had an extra bed that I basically used as a couch. Darling Husband was under the covers on it studying, and I had just gotten back from my shower and was changing. A leader girl for a group I was in came and knocked on the door to tell me they were meeting in the den. I was pantless. I said ‘coming’ and dressed very quickly, but the look on her face told me exactly what she thought I was doing with the boy you could only see half of and was suspiciously covered in blankets.
Post # 11
Not with Fiance but with my ex…by my dad, no less.
We came in after an evening movie and were fooling around in the car outside my house, thinking my dad had gone to bd like usual. Nope. He waited up for me. We were in the middle of foreplay when I heard 3 short bangs on the window.
Luckily the glass was frosty from the cold but my ex said I tightened up so much I almost broke his fingers in half.
Post # 12
@harleyq: “Luckily the glass was frosty from the cold but my ex said I tightened up so much I almost broke his fingers in half.” Oh my goodness…I just got visual. Hahahaha.
Post # 13
At the time Darling Husband and I were only dating (we were about to be “officially” engaged) and he came home one weekend to visit his mom, we spent the night and the next morning I went downstairs to take a shower with him…. nothing sexy; we were just hanging out and laughing and all the sudden BAM BAM BAM on the bathroom door! His mom said “what are you doing in there? and he told her “taking a shower” she replied back with “well how many ppl does it take to take a shower?” Darling Husband said “TWO! GO AWAY MOM!”
(she is super southern baptist and was mad when she figured out what was going on lol)
I was so embarrassed at the time lol. After that anytime we were upstairs she would knock and ask if we had clothes on LMAO. Regardless if we were doing anything or not!
Post # 15
A friend of mine came by on a random morning. My boyfriend and I had just showered and had barely gotten dressed. We were not doing well keeping a straight face.
Early one morning I walked in on my older sister and her boyfriend in the shower. I had no idea he had spent the night. My parents were also out of town at the time. I was really not expecting that.
Post # 16
I’ve never been caught in the act, but I did have a close call. I was over at my high school boyfriend’s house watching a movie with him in the basement, and we began, well, NOT watching the movie. We were snuggled up under a blanket (thank god) making out and the shirt and the bra came off…and then all of a sudden we hear footsteps on the stairs and his brother walks in and asks what we’re watching. We told him what the movie was, and totally oblivious to what we might have been doing under the blanket, he stayed to watch it! I was completely mortified, I spent the rest of the movie distracted, trying really hard to stealthily locate my bra while still keeping myself covered. I didn’t find it until the credits rolled and the brother left, lol. It was under the couch.