(SPINOFF) Do your men stand up to wipe?

posted 2 years ago in The Lounge
  • poll: Do you stand up or sit down to wipe after dropping friends off at the pool?

    I sit down

    I stand up

    You’re lying. People really stand up to wipe after dropping a deuce??

    I like polls. And Doritos. Especially Cool Ranch.

  • Post # 2
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    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: October 2017

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    des- :  

    There should be a poll option for “do you actually know if he sits or stands when he wipes? How did you find out?”

    Lol

    Post # 3
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    Sugar Beekeeper
    • Wedding: City, State

    Boycotting this thread on account of Cool Ranch being garbage. 

    Post # 4
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    Buzzing Beekeeper

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    des- :  Sit for me. And I have no idea about my husband – we’re really open about bodily functions but I draw the line at watching him wipe. IF I have to run into the bathroom for some reason while he’s doing his business he waits to wipe until I’m gone lol. 

    Post # 5
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    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: November 2019 - City, State

    Wait….people stand?  I don’t know what to think about that.

    Post # 7
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    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: August 2018

    No idea, it’s never came up in conversation, and although we’re pretty open I prefer not to be in the room when he shits or wipes.

    Post # 10
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    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: November 2019 - City, State

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    des- :  It just seems…so much more unsanitary.  Maybe I’m thinking of it weirdly.  I’m picturing someone standing fully upright and straight, lol.  Maybe it’s best I don’t dive too far into this.

    Post # 11
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    Busy bee
    • Wedding: July 2017

    I like polls but I strongly dislike cool ranch doritos, so I didn’t know what to answer. 

    Post # 12
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    Sugar Beekeeper
    • Wedding: City, State

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    brittnamrogo :  

    If Cool Ranch Doritos are on the menu, it must be Friday.

    I haven’t had a Dorito in so long, I have no idea if I like Cool Ranch or not.

    Post # 13
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    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: December 2014

    Why on earth would anybody stand?! Please, if somebody here stands you need to explain yourself. This makes no sense at all. Your ass cheeks are more squished together when you’re standing, so how can you get up in there?

    So no, neither DH nor I stand up like a fool to wipe.

    Post # 14
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    Honey bee
    • Wedding: December 2016

    How in the hell would you STAND? When I stand up my butt cheeks…close up. That is super inefficient for wiping. I literally just stood up from my desk to contemplate the logistics of wiping while standing. It does not work!  

    Post # 15
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    Busy Beekeeper

    So… to sit and wipe I can only visualize a bunch of women sticking their hands in the toilet. Wtf?  I don’t think standers actually go full upright and squeeze the cheeks together first. I sure don’t. Do sitters imagine that while I imagine them dunking their hand a bit too low?

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