(SPINOFF) Do your men stand up to wipe?

posted 10 months ago in The Lounge
  • poll: Do you stand up or sit down to wipe after dropping friends off at the pool?
    I sit down : (38 votes)
    32 %
    I stand up : (36 votes)
    31 %
    You’re lying. People really stand up to wipe after dropping a deuce?? : (32 votes)
    27 %
    I like polls. And Doritos. Especially Cool Ranch. : (12 votes)
    10 %
  • Post # 2
    4902 posts
    Honey bee
    • Wedding: October 2017

    des- :  

    There should be a poll option for “do you actually know if he sits or stands when he wipes? How did you find out?”


    Post # 3
    9563 posts
    Buzzing Beekeeper
    • Wedding: City, State

    Boycotting this thread on account of Cool Ranch being garbage. 

    Post # 4
    7280 posts
    Busy Beekeeper

    des- :  Sit for me. And I have no idea about my husband – we’re really open about bodily functions but I draw the line at watching him wipe. IF I have to run into the bathroom for some reason while he’s doing his business he waits to wipe until I’m gone lol. 

    Post # 5
    1311 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: November 2019 - City, State

    Wait….people stand?  I don’t know what to think about that.

    Post # 7
    2899 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: August 2018

    No idea, it’s never came up in conversation, and although we’re pretty open I prefer not to be in the room when he shits or wipes.

    Post # 10
    1311 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: November 2019 - City, State

    des- :  It just seems…so much more unsanitary.  Maybe I’m thinking of it weirdly.  I’m picturing someone standing fully upright and straight, lol.  Maybe it’s best I don’t dive too far into this.

    Post # 11
    718 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: July 2017

    I like polls but I strongly dislike cool ranch doritos, so I didn’t know what to answer. 

    Post # 12
    10410 posts
    Sugar Beekeeper
    • Wedding: City, State

    brittnamrogo :  

    If Cool Ranch Doritos are on the menu, it must be Friday.

    I haven’t had a Dorito in so long, I have no idea if I like Cool Ranch or not.

    Post # 13
    5131 posts
    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: December 2014

    Why on earth would anybody stand?! Please, if somebody here stands you need to explain yourself. This makes no sense at all. Your ass cheeks are more squished together when you’re standing, so how can you get up in there?

    So no, neither Darling Husband nor I stand up like a fool to wipe.

    Post # 14
    3702 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: December 2016

    How in the hell would you STAND? When I stand up my butt cheeks…close up. That is super inefficient for wiping. I literally just stood up from my desk to contemplate the logistics of wiping while standing. It does not work!  

    Post # 15
    6356 posts
    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: June 2015

    So… to sit and wipe I can only visualize a bunch of women sticking their hands in the toilet. Wtf?  I don’t think standers actually go full upright and squeeze the cheeks together first. I sure don’t. Do sitters imagine that while I imagine them dunking their hand a bit too low?

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