(SPINOFF) Do your men stand up to wipe?

posted 2 years ago in The Lounge
  • poll: Do you stand up or sit down to wipe after dropping friends off at the pool?

    I sit down

    I stand up

    You’re lying. People really stand up to wipe after dropping a deuce??

    I like polls. And Doritos. Especially Cool Ranch.

  • Post # 61
    10351 posts
    Sugar Beekeeper
    • Wedding: March 2014 - Chicago, IL

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    MrsBuesleBee :  um excuse me miss, where have you been!?!?! Great to see you here. Hi!!!!

    Post # 62
    3900 posts
    Honey bee

    I have had this conversation before and was told that some people can’t physically (due to short arms or long torso) reach their behind without standing up, so their only option is to stand to wipe.

    It’s the same people who can’t flat hand the floor while sitting on the ground.  


    Post # 63
    4196 posts
    Honey bee
    • Wedding: November 2019 - Canada

    WHAT?! People stand to wipe?? with some of the descriptions, I’m imagning more of a lift/bend to basically just bring the butt  off the seat!?  I’m a definite sitter, although I will admit to touching water once or twice and sometimes the end of my toilet paper gets dipped & i have to get a new piece. That’s what hand soap is for! I don’t know if SO is a sitter or a barbarian… I’ll have to ask him! haha

    Also, cool ranch doritos are meh but original nacho cheese are the shiiiiiiz. And ketchup chips are amazing and I resent anyone who suggests ketchup on plain chips!! Now i want chips dammit!!

    Post # 64
    3588 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: June 2016

    I am a stander who occasionally sits. I see both sides here.

    The reason I prefer standing is that sitting means wiping back to front, which is obviously wrong. Someone please explain- are all of these sitters wiping the wrong direction?

    And if you sitters can’t explain, I’m going to need a study done that examines UTI frequency and wiping position.

    Also, I just sent my husband out for Doritos. Thanks y’all.

    Post # 65
    505 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: October 2016

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    lovelyruby :  Reach behind you while sitting (I guess you have to lift up a tiny bit to get your hand down there, or scoot forward enough for a gap, but not stand up) and still wipe front to back.

    OP, this is the most entertaining and weird thread I have seen on the bee.. thanks for making a horrible  stressful day at work full of laughter! 

    Post # 66
    6166 posts
    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: January 2017

    Lmao this thread is everything. I can’t imagine sitting and wiping! Can’t imagine my hand getting so close to the wasteland lol. Semi standing is where it’s at!

    Post # 67
    667 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: September 2017

    Remember that one thread about OP’s coworker leaving streaks on the seat? I’d bet my thoroughly cleaned (while seated) ass he’s a stand-and-wiper. It all makes sense now. 

    Post # 68
    3243 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: May 2015

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    lovelyruby :  wiping front to back doesn’t mean you literally have to wipe that direction as long as your booty hole and your urethra don’t combine bacteria. Just wipe each seperately. 

    Post # 69
    1972 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: October 2013

    I sit & am still able to wipe front to back 

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    lovelyruby :  there is a bit of a forward lean going on to make room. 

    My 3 year old sometimes requests his diaper be changed while he stands which means I have to wipe him while he’s standing straight up (he refuses to bed). It’s incredibly difficult to get him clean!!! I have to imagine the standers are somewhat bent over 

    Post # 70
    1018 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: June 2019

    Used to be a sitter, became a stander after a back injury and never looked back. And no you’re not standing bolt upright 😂😂😂

    Post # 71
    116 posts
    Blushing bee
    • Wedding: May 2018

    I stand. I have a bad shoulder/arm and find it hard to wipe while standing. I’ve always felt a bit weird about it so it’s nice to know I’m not alone!

    Post # 73
    9575 posts
    Buzzing Beekeeper
    • Wedding: September 2015

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    DrAtkins :  hiiiiiiiiiii 🙂 

    Post # 74
    9995 posts
    Buzzing Beekeeper

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    des- :  

    I think by ‘standing ‘ they really mean kind of stooping/hovering. Nobody stands to  attention to wipe their bum . Do they …?  

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