(Closed) SPINOFF! He's not going to be able to marry ME

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Post # 3
212 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

I do that with my dresser! I’m afraid I’m quite untidy.. my side of the bed, has piles of magazines/books/toiletries/water bottles Embarassed

I pick at my toenails and bite my nails -and leave them on the coffee table (gross I know)

I never iron!!


Post # 5
3000 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: April 2014

I hate cleaning, especially doing dishes.  I will let them pile up in the sink for days and days.  I also am soooooo stubborn and have a hot temper!  I honestly don’t know how I got anyone to marry me let alone a great guy lilke FI! LOL

Post # 6
8042 posts
Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: December 2013

@MargaritaVille:  Whenever I change out of something that I deem clean enough to wear again, I just throw it on top of our dresser instead of folding it or hanging it back up. By the end of the week it looks like half of my wardrobe (and it’s probably not far from it) is mounded on our dresser.

ME TOO!!!! Except I put it on the end of the bed (like wrapped around one of the posts lol).
Hmmm… also because:
-He can’t get me out of bed in the morning. Poor guy.
-I am so annoyingly paranoid/anxious/hypochondriac that I’d drive a saint crazy

Post # 7
7445 posts
Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2013

I don’t really know how to cook!

Post # 9
3778 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

Oh dear, probably Too Much Information, but I believe I am lactose intolerant and I absolutely love cereal. I have a bad habit of eating cereal for dinner and by the time he gets home from work it’s to the point that he will sleep in the guest room Embarassed




Other than that, I’m a nag. And a worrier. And I click my nails. 


ETA: When I get hungry or tired, I turn into a toddler. I whine, I’m cranky, I want “something” but can’t verbalize what I want, and generally act incorrigible.

Post # 10
8042 posts
Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: December 2013

@MargaritaVille:  Yes haha. I also get jealous of my cat since he gets to sleep all day. I have issues clearly LOL.

Post # 11
5475 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2012

Well, we’re already married, but I will call mine “He’s going to have to divorce me because…”

…because our baby was due last week, it’s over 80 degrees here, and I’m so miserably uncomfortable & sleep deprived that I’ve turned into a cranky, nasty, bejiggity, fire-breathing DRAGON.  It’s like I saved up 10 months of PMS and it’s recently been unleashed on civilization.  Gird your loins, the she-bitch has arrived.  Thanks, hormones >:(

Post # 12
808 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: April 2011

I cut my toenails with the scissors and he thinks it is super weird that I don’t use nail clippers!

Post # 13
2448 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

– Because I’m an awful witch in the mornings.

– Because I leave things in the washer for days and forget to put them in the dryer.

– Because I don’t walk our furry babies in cold weather or rain.

– Because I’m stubborn.

– Because of my ferocious temper.

– Because I’m always late.

This list can go on and on. Laughing

Post # 14
424 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

Same here with the dresser. It drives FH crazy! He is a clean freak and I am well…kind of messy at times lol

I HATE cleaning the bathrooms. So disgusting! In the morning I go through at least 3 outfits before deciding what I want to wear to work. The rejects usually end up on the bedroom floor (oops).

If I’m in a rush in the morning, my make up (usually my blush) gets all over the counter. Yet another thing that annoys FH (I’m sure his list is never ending)

+1 on coming home after work and laying on the couch. FH comes home from work and starts cleaning immediately. I swear he has OCD though… It stresses him out if the drawers to the dresser are open & the light switches aren’t flipped the same way when we go to bed. I mean really…. LOL love him though!

Post # 15
154 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

Haha! These were just as great as the male version thread!

I’m also guilty of putting my just removed clean clothes on our dresser. This morning I realized there are more clothes on the dresser than in my closert (which says something because my wardrobe is LARGE).

I’m a VERY heavy sleeper and I set 5-6 alarms as a result because I HAVE slept through alarms for important things. I insist on setting my plethora of alarms every night even though every single morning, the 5-6 alarms wake my SO up while I pleasently sleep away. I actually think he secretly turns them off once I’m knocked out…

Lol…my favourite…I refuse to throw the garbage bags in the garbage chute in our building because it’s gross, dark and smells. I’m secretly paranoid that I’m going to get locked in there. So I will take the garbage bag out of the kitchen, tie it up all nice and leave it right at the door for my SO…even if I leave right after to go to the gym.


Post # 16
3265 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: February 2014

I leave a ton of stuff on the bed. Whether it’s my bra/shirt/pants that I decided not to wear that day, or my cell phone or my purse when I came up stairs to go to bed. We usually go to bed around the same time but I take so long in the bathroom washing my face and stuff that he always heads to the bathroom before me, therefore leaving him to deal with all the crap on my side of the bed ruining his take over the bed time. Lol.

Obviously, what also annoys him, is I take a long time at night washing my face, brushing my teeth, taking my contacts out and the light from around the door bothers him (attached bath) when he’s trying to fall asleep.

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