(Closed) SPINOFF! He's not going to be able to marry ME

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Post # 47
1406 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

Well im a huge bitch, thats my list

Post # 48
7199 posts
Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2015

  • The entire apartment is littered with my hair. 
  • I take out bobbypins and leave them EVERYWHERE
  • I rarely if ever cook
  • I rarely if ever clean
  • I’m a crafter and therefore along with my hair, the apartment is littered with scraps of yarn, bits of fabric, thread, paper…. you name it
  • I’m always always always late, but pout when he comes home later than expected
  • I have a HUGE family so birthday parties, weddings, showers, etc take up probably 1/3 of our weekends. He has almost no family. We see his sisters maybe once every 3 months and only because I insist
  • I make him hang out with his sisters 😛
  • I refuse to drive if we’re going out. I’ll drive myself places, but honestly, I’ll try to get him to go just so I can make him drive
  • Now that he got me addicted to Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me on NPR, he is no longer allowed to listen to it by himself. 😛

Post # 49
477 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2014

@MargaritaVille:  ….if I don’t stop talking about the wedding!!! lol

Post # 50
2874 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: March 2013

I leave all the kitchen cupboard doors open, it drives him mad. Idont notice im doing it

And i get sad/grumpy when extreme,y hungry. So nowif i look unhappy in any way DH starts waving a sandwih or a cookie near me

Post # 51
6255 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: March 2014



If I have a power animal, it’s got to be one of those little yippy dogs who shakes all day and freaks out for no reason whatsoever.


Post # 52
1475 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

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@s2bmrscook:  haha your post made me laugh. I, too, get whiney when I am hungry. I usually call my fiance on my way home from and if he can tell I’m in a bad mood, he will have a snack waiting for me when I get home. I act like a 3 year old sometimes..lol

Also, I do the “clean enough” clothes on the dresser thing. I don’t want to put them back in the closet because I don’t want them to get my actual clean clothes dirty. Weird, I know.

Sometimes when I am eating while being distracted (watching tv) I chew too loudly, which drives my fiance nuts. But he slurps his coffee so I guess it evens out.

I put my hair on the side of shower when it gets tangled in my fingers. I also take 30 minute showers and use all the hot water in the morning.

I am pretty much useless after 8pm on a weekday.

Post # 53
418 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: March 2013

My dear husband could kill me for:


Being so OCD about cleanliness which includes vacumming, sweeping, mopping, etc on a daily basis before we can leave the house

Going over everything he cleans, so that it meets my standards

Never allowing him to leave anything out of it’s home.  Nothing on the kitchen counters or end tables that don’t belong there

anddddd that I rearrange his clothes/ nightstand stuff to make it cleaner and more organized.  Then he cant find his stuff.  LOL.  Whoops.

Post # 54
388 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

Oh man, I am bad. I drive him crazy doing numerous things. The key ones are:

  • Being massively impatient – everything has to be done NOW! We are going on holiday in 9 weeks and I am already planning our next one 
  • Leaving tissues everywhere (disgusting I know)
  • Biting my nails and leaving them around (disgusting I know x2 – although in my defense I always try and pick them up haha)
  • Always doing my nails 10 minutes before we leave then complain when I smudge them in the car
  • Leaving my socks in the bed when I take them off
  • Telling him he hasn’t cleaned properly haha

I am lucky he married me Smile

Post # 55
2 posts
  • Wedding: August 2014

– I’ve got a pretty awful temper

– I fall asleep during every movie

Post # 56
1572 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

He’d probably include:

-the large amount of periodicals that I get, and especially leave on this one end table in the living room or my night stand (it’s like the Leaning Tower of Holly’s Mags)

-the makeup that is slowly taking over our bathroom… and how long I can spend in Sephora

-I’m late. I’m getting better at it, but still.

Post # 57
1143 posts
Bumble bee

  •  I am extremely messy…like piles of clothes on the floor. But when I want to clean up, he had better pull his weight! Exactly when I say it!

  • I always buy clothes. & shoes. & underwear
  • Horrible at keeping my car clean
  • I like to keep my magazines until I can cut out the pages I want to save
  • I am a worrier & a huge planner…like how long do you want to be engaged for? him: idk. me: well I want like a year
  • I shed hair like no other. In my defense SO said he likes it when I have long hair, so I have been growing it out. Shedding comes with the territory.
  • I, too, have way too much makeup/hair product
  • I cry often when I’m frustrated and sometimes for no reason and he thinks its silly
  • take things too seriously
  • I have two closts and he has one at our new apt
  • I cook and don’t do the dishes right away
  • I scream (during scary parts) and talk during movies

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@adoc86:  hate being rushed too!!!

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@Pomapoo:  I too have taken over the guest room, as my dressing room. Including laying out my clothes to wear and a pile of clothes on the floor that I have worn, or didn’t wear. LOL

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@smallstuff:  ditto!

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