Post # 1
So while most of us did vote that we would NOT put our lives on a reality show, if you did have a TV show, what would it be called?! And what genre?
Mine would probably be, “The REAL Housewife: No Glam, Mostly Poop”
And it’d just follow me around the neighborhood as I walk my dogs, pick up their poop, and take out trash. 3/4 of each episode will be me browsing WeddingBee and Reddit and laughing at threads. Cut scenes will be me looking at memes while on the toilet, skin to seat. Once in a while, I’ll dress up to go Home Depot or Mom’s Organic. And by dress up I mean not my pajamas. Might catch me picking a wedgie out because I’ve gained some weight in the last couple months and nothing fits as comfortably as they used to.
Would probably get cancelled after episode 1 though.
Post # 2
I have thought a lot about this haha I would title it “Marrying a M********”. It would be my last name which I decided not to use here for obvious reasons. I really think I would have an awesome show.
My conservative grandpa is cheating on my grandma with our family business’s director of operations and think nobody knows. My dad is on his 4th wife and they have all been lunatics. My sister is currently stuck in Italy after she missed her flight. My mom apparently thought it would be cool to start selling coke with her boyfriend (told me she would rather me to coke than smoke weed lol) and as you can imagine she lives a very full life.
It would be more like the Kardashians…not soley about me. More about my family and the shit I have to deal with because of them.
Post # 3
Mine would be called “Netflix, the Bee, and a Bowl of Cereal: Tales of a Multitasker” It would follow me around sitting on the couch alternating between binging Friends and the Office while eating cereal AND browsing the Bee all at the same time. It would be a thrillingly boring show, but think it would stick around for a few seasons because it would be strangely addicting like “Gogglebox.”
Post # 4
lo8948 : WHAT ON EARTH… You are amazing for remaining sane in all of this! And I’d be your loyal viewer. LOL
fourthnoel : I just googled what Gogglebox was and I’m intrigued.
Post # 5
thesecondwife : you read the description and you’re like ‘why would I watch a TV show about people watching TV’ but it is strangely addicting lol.
Post # 6
“Writing, Reading, and Sleeping.”
It would be very boring. Lol
Post # 7
Mine would be called “Soy Lattes and Sneakers”. Basically just me going about my life wearing comfortable shoes and drinking coffee and barely holding everything together xo
Post # 8
“My Humdrum Life” You wouldn’t get to watch me at work becuase that’s a HIPAA violation. So you’d mostly see me sitting on the couch surfing the web, taking pics nad videos whenever the baby does something interesting (to me), nagging my husband to help clean up after the kid, changing diapers, washing dishes and making meals or the baby while he cries and the like. Once in awhile we’d go camping or hiking. Oh and we’d talk about how fat we’re getting but not do anything about it. It’s a thriller, start to finish!
Post # 9
- Wedding: September 2017 - Pearson Convention Centre
Happily Married would be mine but it would mostly us watching tv or going for walks after dinner