(Closed) Spinoff: Mattresses and affairs

posted 7 years ago in Relationships
  • poll:
    I'd keep it if it was nice/new/comfy : (10 votes)
    28 %
    I'd keep it no matter what : (0 votes)
    I'd get rid of it no matter what : (19 votes)
    53 %
    I'd burn it in anger : (5 votes)
    14 %
    other : (2 votes)
    6 %
  • Post # 3
    Member
    2091 posts
    Buzzing bee

    I’d get an entire new bed suite. Bed frame, mattress, sheets, duvet, pillows. 

    Post # 4
    Member
    13096 posts
    Honey Beekeeper
    • Wedding: July 2010

    I’d probably keep it if it was in good shape and comfy.  I don’t really associate inanimate objects with the actions of people so I don’t think I’d really think anything of it.

    Post # 5
    Member
    4311 posts
    Honey bee
    • Wedding: November 1999

    Affair?  Yes.  Hands down.  Fk all that.

    Post # 5
    Member
    283 posts
    Helper bee
    • Wedding: July 2011

    No thank you. Where’s the gasoline? lol

    Post # 6
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    1087 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: May 2012

    unless there was serious fluids going on all over the mattress it self I don’t see why it should be thrown away. I feel if nothing is wrong with it that is very wasteful.

     

    But then again I have never been in this situation…so my opinion may change due to anger.

    Post # 7
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    2606 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: September 2011

    Affair: He can keep the bed/sheets/mattress because he’ll need them in his new apartment.

    Prior relationships:  new sheets/mattress pad and a healthy realization that we both have a history.

    Post # 8
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    4311 posts
    Honey bee
    • Wedding: November 1999

    @MissNoodles: For real.  And take the crotch stank from the skank with him!  GRRRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

    Post # 9
    Member
    1285 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: October 2011

    I would get a new mattress, but if the old “used” mattress was nice, I would donate it.

    Post # 10
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    5670 posts
    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: August 2010

    Affair- He and the mattress would find themselves on the street. But if it was people he slept with prior to us, then I would probably eventually replace it, but wouldn’t rush or think of it as a big deal.

    Post # 11
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    1177 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: September 2013

    It depends on how broke I was! In my current life situation, I’m pretty sure I couldn’t afford a new mattress that was as nice so unfortunately….. lol!

    Post # 13
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    2606 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: September 2011

    @deetroitwhat: haha… “crotch stank from the skank” is like a dirty cousin to “save the drama for your mama”

    Post # 14
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    5921 posts
    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: December 2010

    Probably, especially since it would be bloodstained.  You know, since I would kill him and all.

    Post # 15
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    3624 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: October 2011

    @MissNoodles: hahaha, I picked burn it, BUT, I totally agree with you, he’d need it for when i kicked him out on the street!

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