Spinoff of a Spinoff: Are you a scruncher or a folder?

posted 1 year ago in Weddingbee
  • poll: Are you and your SO toilet paper folders or scrunchers?
    They scrunch and I fold : (8 votes)
    12 %
    They fold and I scrunch : (16 votes)
    24 %
    We are evenly yoked and we both scrunch : (9 votes)
    14 %
    We both fold like origami masters!! : (15 votes)
    23 %
    We both like to mix it up to keep toileting interesting : (3 votes)
    5 %
    I just asked my SO and they now think I'm nuts : (10 votes)
    15 %
    I don't use toilet paper : (5 votes)
    8 %
  • Post # 31
    6403 posts
    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: February 1997

    People just know way too much about their partner’s toilet habits. I’ve never asked,  and anyone would be weirded out by getting the third degree about their pooping conventions, so I’m just not going to.

    FWIW, I scrunch. It provides more protection between the hand and the things you don’t want on the hand. 

    Post # 32
    97 posts
    Worker bee

    Late to the party. 

    I scrunch. I asked dh… he gave me a weird look “I use your hairbrush” :/

    He folds 4 squares actually 

    Post # 33
    530 posts
    Busy bee

    Definitely a scruncher. I never have time for folding lol! 

    Post # 34
    6403 posts
    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: February 1997

    I came through the room Dh was in shaking my head over this thread, and he asked me what was the matter. I told him that threads were discussing toilet habits and whether people wiped from the front, from the back, standing or sitting and were folders or scrunchers. He nodded and replied, “I’ve done all of those things.” I was surprised as I figured most people found what worked for them and stuck with it. Things like standing to wipe would have never even occurred to me. I mocked outrage and my daughter came into the room. We laughed and told her what we were talking about, and she said, “I’ve done all of those things.” UGGHH! Are these things genetic?


    Post # 35
    68 posts
    Worker bee

    kiram :  I don’t know, I know some higher end bidets have blow dryers. 

    desertgypsy :  it’s weird and interesting to read the articles for/ against. Apparently you can buy premade ones on Etsy. 

    Post # 36
    39 posts
    • Wedding: June 2019

    Dying lol

    Previious scruncher proud convert to folder. What can I say.. SO is a folder and I know way more than I should about his toilet habits a feat he is very proud of. 

    I also know my father does not wipe he never learned properly apparently and boy are there stories there so he uses a bidet.My family is weird. 

    Post # 37
    3406 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: June 2016

    Yep, we are the idiot hippies who use reusable wipes. “Family cloth” is a stupid phrase, IMO. It started as a joke because I came across an article on it (I was so disgusted and confused that I couldn’t stop reading about it), but then we became curious so we bought a couple on Etsy. And then my husband fell in love with it. So that’s where we are. Let the judgements and questions roll in! 😂

    Also, I’m a TP scruncher. Creates more physical space between my hand and the excrament.

    Post # 38
    2486 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: August 2015

    I am a scruncher, I have no idea what Darling Husband does although I know that he stands to wipe instead of sits which is so weird!

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