(Closed) SPINOFF: Post the most annoying FB update in your feed right now

posted 7 years ago in Technology
Post # 3
Member
626 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2010

a family member posted this the other day

 

BREAKING NEWS!! This morning the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that if the United States continued meddling in Egypt, Libya, and other potential hot spots in the Middle East, they intend to cut off America’s supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers. If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T, and AOL customer service reps. Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more Presidents. It’s going to get ugly, folks!

 

I wish I knew what to say to them because this IS NOT OKAY

Post # 4
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5668 posts
Bee Keeper

One of many annoying posts from an old friend..

A BOY keeps a password on his cellphone while a MAN is confident enough to say “baby can u answer that for me”!! -a BOY runs the streets & post up in the club while a MAN is enjoying time with his woman planning ahead for their future! -a BOY complains about spending too much time with his woman, a MAN plans vacations & getaways because he is wise enough to notice tomorrow isn’t promised! -a BOY has pride after arguments, a MAN has heart & emotions, -a BOY beats on his woman, a MAN massages & caresses his woman! -a BOY screams gold-digger for the simple things a woman want, a MAN screams unity! -a BOY tells his woman all the things she does wrong, a MAN acknowledges his woman’s hard work! -a BOY tells his woman she is pretty, & a MAN tells his woman she is beautiful! -a BOY will read this & think this is about him & a MAN will read this & thoroughly acknowledge what he needs to fix in his relationship

She posts a ton of annoying stuff. I’m not sure why I haven’t hidden her posts, I may go do that now…

Post # 5
Member
560 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

So hard to choose, but I’ll go with one of the “here’s how my whole, entire day went” variety: “Home again..was good day to get out, enjoy the nice weather and hang out with some cool peeps hehe..movies were both very good and very filling lunch, with a bit of shopping thrown in..” Not necessarily annoying, but I just don’t care. 🙂

Post # 6
Member
5984 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: January 1999

Here’s one from my friend/co-worker’s daughter:

“its a nvr ending battle…with myself i guess. but im tuff nuff, awesome, and somewhat pretty. i can handle it. eat ur heart out”.

Post # 7
Member
1212 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

Mine is one of the ones with way too much info on the person’s day. Plus, it’s just badly written.

 “Tonight…hangin we my awesome sistah…tommorow SPA DAY!! then GREY CUP on Sunday…gunna be a great weekend….GO BOMBERS!! take the cup home :)”

Post # 8
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7609 posts
Bumble Beekeeper

@mrsbruff2b: Your “friend” stole that from http://www.tshirthell.com!

Let me check mine….oh God there’s just so many!  There’s a vaguebooker, a complaining mom (wait a sec, you’re tired, did you say?  I didn’t hear you the last 298457203495732409752340975 times you bitched about that), and a girl promoting her business.  Yawn!

Post # 9
Member
5984 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: January 1999

@elizabeth2004:  No doubt!  Who the f- cares?! 

Post # 10
Member
1767 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: December 2011

Mine is 1-10 confessions. Like, really? Aren’t there notes or something for that?

“Confession #3: im gonna be a Mommy this coming year to a beautiful baby girl named Emma (Middle Name) (Last Name)♥”

Ummm WE KNOW. You post a picture of your pregnant belly EVERY SINGLE DAY, and you post it in an album with your daughter’s name.

That is not a confession. That is nonsense that is blowing up my news feed.

Post # 11
Member
5118 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: November 1999

Nothing too offending or annoying, but I generally have the variety of ‘I’m better than this I’m over it I’m gonna be stronger than this’ posts followed up one day later by ‘Life wit my baby is the best!’ (Clearly, it’s not.) Then there are the ‘ALL CAPS UPDATES,’ and the ‘this is my day in detail (4 sentences) status updates.’ Eesh. 

Post # 12
Member
1925 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

“Oh what wonderful joy comes from punching yourself because your jaw got dislocated…try it one day”

I hate it when people sarcastically refer to painful things as nice and pleasant.  Obnoxious!

Post # 13
Member
2104 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

It’s no longer in my newsfeed, but I found out the gender of my BIL/SIL’s child via Facebook last week.  My first time being an aunt, and I find out I’m going to have a niece from status updates.  I wasn’t too happy.

Post # 15
Member
2947 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: March 2012

Anything related to football, especially the Iron Bowl. Blech. 

Post # 16
Member
591 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: December 2011

Friend’s husband posted this: 

I wanted to thank our dear leader, Barack Hussein Obama, for making black friday shopping a necessity for so many people

Uhh, seriously? Our president did not MAKE you stand in line at Best Buy for 16 hours to save $10, nor is the Black Friday nonsense a “necessity”. Food? Necessity. Water? Necessity. Wii? Negative. #firstworldproblems

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