(Closed) SPINOFF!!… Things I wish I could say to my friends (aka “Misfit’s Baby Rant”)

posted 7 years ago in Waiting
Post # 3
1052 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2014 - Cedar Lake Cellars

Funny.  I understand all of those feelings, even though I also enjoy the weddings and the children. 

While I do really like kids, I’ve found that I don’t always like their parents.  I have intelligent, independent friends who had wonderful, original thoughts but now have been reduced to nothing more than baby servents with reports of pooping, eating, and sleeping all the time.

You should read this: http://www.stfuparentsblog.com  It makes me laugh super hard when I’m frustrated. 

Post # 5
1089 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: January 2013

Dear Friend:

You owe your parents over $30 000 for your schooling, it is not unfair that they don’t want you to buy a new car, after purchasing the first one for you. It also isn’t treating you like a kid when they say no to lending you $900 so you can start a home business for selling shoes. You constantly claim that they treat you like a child, well STOP ACTING LIKE ONE! If you didn’t act like a kid then they would probably stop treating you like one. Complaining that they are paying your younger sister’s rent but not yours is acting like a kid. You are 24 years old learn to pay your own rent!! It’s not their fault that you are going back to school for the 3rd time and still want them to pay your bills.


I still love you but OMFG stand on your own 2 feet.

Thanks 🙂 needed to get that off my chest.

Post # 6
488 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: November 2012



Dear Friend (But not so much anymore, because I can’t deal with your drama),

Can you please calm down, I mean please?  I know you know where babies come from (because you have 2 other kids), so why are you pregnant again with a child who you didn’t concieve with your husband? Where are you going to put said baby in your 300 square foot apartment?  What about your other kids that you left with your husband (who’s school visa is up and is now living here illegally), and your parents who are basically raising your kids.  

You think you are doing what’s best for your kids? When is the last time you have seen your other children when you have been here looking for homes with your new boyfriend.  How DARE your mother suggest that they may file for custody of your kids… I mean, they have been raising them while you work nights and then moved 3 hours away because you couldn’t stand to live there… But if I remember correctly, didn’t you choose to move there?

Sweet friend, I know you are going to tell me that you are completely done with your boyfriend who has gotten 2 DWI’s in the past year, but for some reason you can’t quit him.  I mean, you even lied for him when the police showed up after he totalled his truck after driving intoxicated again.  You must really LOVE him.  

Oh, and one more thing… remember that $700 I loaned you from my student funds so you could go see your boyfriend in another state? I would like that back please, seeing since you are working and I was laid off from my job.  I’ve only been reminding you for 6 months now.

For the love of God get your life together!!!

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