(Closed) SPINOFF: Things people say on Facebook

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Post # 32
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172 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

@angelicd77:  lol on the election thing! I have a facebook friend who literally posts a minimum of 15 to 20 things per day that are politically based – everything from pictures, to quotes, to videos, articles, you get the picture. So annoying!

Post # 33
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612 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

OH! How could I forget this one:

 

1Like= 1Respect

WTF?! I dont need to like a picture to show respect, send a prayer, or feel bad for a person in need.

 

UGH!

Post # 34
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1474 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: December 2011

I hate those pics people like/share from spam pages that say things like “This little girl is dying of cancer. Like this pic in 5 seconds if you want to see her get well. 1 like = 1 respect”. My Mother-In-Law ALWAYS falls for them! Ugh! She shared one the other day “Like if you think baby’s are a gift from God!” and I about died laughing because one of her friends was a smart ass and said “Baby’s what?”

Oh, and I have a friend from high school who posted a pic of her feet in the stirrups at the gynecologist’s office and said “bet you’re having a better day than me #dochascoldfingers”. I deleted her.

Post # 35
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4047 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: January 2014

I’m sick of a certain couple writing love notes to each other CONSTANTLY. And they’re always the same post about how blessed they are, and their love is fucking better than everyone else’s in the history of the universe put together!

And then they go on Twitter and fight, and I laugh!

Post # 36
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612 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

@ellebeerob:  “Oh, and I have a friend from high school who posted a pic of her feet in the stirrups at the gynecologist’s office and said “bet you’re having a better day than me #dochascoldfingers”. I deleted her.”

 

Please, please, PLEASE tell me this was a joke! LMFAO

Post # 37
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1460 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

I went through about a year ago and unfriended anyone who posted an inordinate number of posts about their bad health and/or bad life but still thanked God they were alive…even though they were downright miserable. 

I also unfriended anyone who posted over the top postive posts about their wonderful lives, the new car/house/camper/horse they had just bought, the fact that their kids were perfect, etc.  No one has it that good.  One girl actually send me a message and asked why we weren’t friends anymore.  I didn’t answer her so she blocked me.  Ouch..hurt me. 

I’m getting ready to unfriend someone who’s son or daugher was obviously snitched so that the snitch could stay out of jail.  I say obviously because that’s what she said in 2-3 different posts.  Of course, she’s mad at the snitch…let’s forget that her own child broke the law in some way also (most likely drug-related) but at least they’ve never snitched and for that she’s proud of them.  *sigh*

Really people?  You’re all a bunch of assholes.  Ha ha…

Post # 38
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1381 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

If you’re able to post while working out, you’re simply not working out hard enough.

The worst is seeing someone physically talking on the phone at the gym.  Don’t kid yourself – go home.

I actually find it annoying when bride-to-be’s post every step of their wedding planning… ie. “First fitting today!”… “Last fitting today!”… “Cake tasting today!”… “Wedding band shopping today!”… It’s sad, but really. nobody. cares.

Maybe I’m just a modest bride.

Post # 39
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5006 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: October 2018

I hate, hate, hate when people post only (usually really mushy, over the top) statuses about their SO. I mean, come on. A few on anniversaries and such is one thing, but every day? 

Post # 40
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9916 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2013

@Happy2bMrs:  le tired is from a hilarious flash about the end of the world.  http://www.endofworld.net/ lol it makes me laugh so hard.

 

Things that bother me on facebook…endless pictures of your kids.  Um, are you no longer a person because you have kids?  Some of my friends are cool about this, and post pictures of their kids as well as “normal” stuff, but others are just…omg they make me wanna slap em.  

 

Another are pictures like this shit:

Or the ones where the person talks about some tragic subject and then says, “Share this if you think people should never get cancer.  If you don’t share this, someone will die.”

 

Post # 41
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846 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

i agree with the posting about working out. there is a girl i went to high school with who posts exactly how many calories she burns at the gym every day. really?

and no offense to all the parents out there, but nobody really cares if your kid used the “big boy potty” or when they are sick and you have to stay home from work to take them to the doctor. it gets really annoying when that’s all you talk about.

also can’t stand people who post about sporting events, teams, and athletes 24/7. 

all these people get removed from my news feed!

Post # 42
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249 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

Lol. Most posts don’t bother me even if they are really lame. I just ignore them. However I have to laugh when my ex-husbands stuff comes up in my news feed (especially stuff he was tagged in by his new wife). They have no class and no shame at all about posting very personal things (sex-related/size-related) on his page even with his family (i.e. parents, aunts, uncles, etc.) on his page. Reminds of just one reason to be glad he isn’t mine anymore lol.

Post # 43
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232 posts
Helper bee

Ugh, I have a facebook friend who constantly bashes her husband. “He f***ing doesn’t f***ing do sh*t f**** but i f**** do every f**** thing he’s such a f***ing a-hole motherf***er” — but you know, not censored or even spelled correctly and a lot of “!!!!!!!!!! i’m the only one who does jack sh*t!!!” It’s just… bad. I wonder what her husband (who’s a really sweet guy and does everything he can for her, it’s not his fault he works 15 hours a day to provide for their family while she stays at home and plays xbox?) would say if he had a facebook.. Hmm.

And I have a friend on there who’s 22 and online dates. All of her posts are about looking for a “mature man who doesn’t just expect sex on the first date” – and if she does put out on the first date, she lets facebook know aaaalllll about it.

Not to mention the people who go on about how they’re bitches and people need to deal with it. And the people who post about how every guy who talks to them is just trying to sleep with them (I actually saw a guy compliment a girl’s picture, and she responded with “F*ck off, I have a boyfriend” – lmao). And the families who fight via facebook.

I obviously need to clean out my friends list… Maybe I should make a post telling people how lucky they are if they can still see my updates in 10 minutes?? 😉

Post # 44
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1474 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: December 2011

@angelicd77:  I wish I was joking. Come to think of it, I had a pregnant friend on my newsfeed do the same thing every time she went to the doctor’s office, and one who posted pics throughout her labor. Overshare, much? haha!

Post # 45
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9916 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2013

All facebook seems good for lately is to find out that people are dead.  I found out a girl from high school died of the flu yesterday, and now I just was looking through for examples of stupid stuff and found out that another friend died!  I mean they’re “just” facebook friends but what the hell.  =(  

Post # 46
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925 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: April 2014

I hate, HATE when one person takes pictures of themselves constantly. No, I don’t care what outfit you’re wearing today, what you wore yesterday, or what you’re wearing tomorrow. The best is when they’re in the mirror. Do you not have any friends to take the picture for you?

I also have one friend who has had six–SIX–“boyfriends” in the past year on Facebook and she ALWAYS follows the same pattern:

“Single girl swaggggg.”   –>    “I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world, I love you babe 120512.”     –>       “Single girl swaggggg.”

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