Post # 332
9 pages deep and I still haven’t seen my two other favorite urban legends:
The mother who wanted to name her daughter Asshole (pronounced ash-o-lee), and the foreign born couple who were new to the USA, didn’t speak much English, and decided to name their daughter the most beautiful word they had ever heard in the English language: Diarrhea.
Post # 333
- Wedding: October 2019 - City, State
Came back to add one to the list. I know a guy named Justin Case. thats his first and middle name. His legit legal name. His mom made a funny 😛
I wont say his last name, but for those who are my fb friend that one can be confirmed that I truly know him by going through my friends list lol. he’s a cool dude and totally rolls with the punches when people roll on him for his name.
Post # 334
I am literally sitting in jury duty right now and they just called out for “Peter Waggle”
I’m so immature 🙂
Post # 335
My maiden name was Rainey Day (first and last). It was cool/interesting once I got older, but it was awful in elementary school. By the way, for all you parents who are considering something ridiculous for your children: the jokes never stop, no matter how old you get. Cashier’s/tellers/secretaries/etc. responded with “no, seriously, what is your name?” very frequently.
Post # 336
In one of my mom’s classes, first and last name: Alexus Bentley.
Also, you can’t forget about figure skating personality Dick Button.
Post # 337
@sailor: That Asshole thing actually happened, kind of. Except it was somewhere in the midwest (MIchigan, maybe) and it was a highschooler who wanted to put her last name on her letterjacket (like everyone else) and I don’t thinkt he school would let her.
Post # 338
At work today… met a woman named L’Oreal. (like the cosmetics company)
Post # 339
I went to high school with a girl named Rainfall Lynn
Post # 340
@MrsEdamame: i had class with a Paris, France last semester
Post # 341
this is the immature part of me but on vacation i met a Richard Johnson. Yes i know its not that strange but i just cannot help but think Dick Johnson as in male genitals.
Post # 342
Another name I just remember of someone I knew was Holly Woody. She actually had changed the name after she got married to Woody. Don’t know what her maiden name was.
Post # 343
I just remembered another one ! My Mom’s best friend was the lawyer for a lady who was changing her name.. She was name Imacculée Taché which means Imacculate Stained
Post # 344
My dad went to school with a kid named Rusty. His mom’s name was Barb.
Their last name? Wire.
Post # 345
A mother that I know just had a daughter named Appelina.
Post # 346
Oh…..and growing up a mother of one of the kids was Kandy Kane.