(Closed) Spinoff: What is the most “out there” name for a child you’ve ever heard?

posted 10 years ago in Parenting
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2010

9 pages deep and I still haven’t seen my two other favorite urban legends:

The mother who wanted to name her daughter Asshole (pronounced ash-o-lee), and the foreign born couple who were new to the USA, didn’t speak much English, and decided to name their daughter the most beautiful word they had ever heard in the English language: Diarrhea. 

Post # 333
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2019 - City, State

Came back to add one to the list. I know a guy named Justin Case. thats his first and middle name. His legit legal name. His mom made a funny 😛

I wont say his last name, but for those who are my fb friend that one can be confirmed that I truly know him by going through my friends list lol. he’s a cool dude and totally rolls with the punches when people roll on him for his name.

Post # 334
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Newbee

I am literally sitting in jury duty right now and they just called out for “Peter Waggle”

I’m so immature 🙂

Post # 335
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2011

My maiden name was Rainey Day (first and last). It was cool/interesting once I got older, but it was awful in elementary school. By the way, for all you parents who are considering something ridiculous for your children: the jokes never stop, no matter how old you get. Cashier’s/tellers/secretaries/etc. responded with “no, seriously, what is your name?” very frequently. 

Post # 336
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

In one of my mom’s classes, first and last name: Alexus Bentley.

Also, you can’t forget about figure skating personality Dick Button.

Post # 337
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Worker bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

@sailor:  That Asshole thing actually happened, kind of. Except it was somewhere in the midwest (MIchigan, maybe) and it was a highschooler who wanted to put her last name on her letterjacket (like everyone else) and I don’t thinkt he school would let her. 

Post # 338
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2010

At work today… met a woman named L’Oreal. (like the cosmetics company)

Post # 339
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

I went to high school with a girl named Rainfall Lynn

Post # 340
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: December 2013

@MrsEdamame:  i had class with a Paris, France last semester

Post # 341
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: December 2013

this is the immature part of me but on vacation i met a Richard Johnson. Yes i know its not that strange but i just cannot help but think Dick Johnson as in male genitals.

 

Post # 342
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Busy bee

Another name I just remember of someone I knew was Holly Woody. She actually had changed the name after she got married to Woody. Don’t know what her maiden name was.

Post # 343
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Buzzing bee

I just remembered another one ! My Mom’s best friend was the lawyer for a lady who was changing her name.. She was name Imacculée Taché which means Imacculate Stained 

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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: January 1993

My dad went to school with a kid named Rusty. His mom’s name was Barb.

Their last name? Wire. 

 

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Worker bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

A mother that I know just had a daughter named Appelina.

Post # 346
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Worker bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

Oh…..and growing up a mother of one of the kids was Kandy Kane.

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