Post # 1
Sorry, I am a thread-creating machine today but this one seems like a really fun idea!
As the title says, which are your favs that deem FB profile-worthy?
I will have to personally answer later as I am at work and can’t access FB. Unless any of you Bees that are FB friends with me are kind enough to copy/paste mine
Post # 3
“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society” – Mark Twain
“Only the shallow know themselves” – Oscar Wilde
“I like my money right where I can see it… hanging in my closet” – Carrie Bradshaw
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former” – Albert Eintein
“The is only one thing that makes a dream impossible to achieve: the fear of failure” – Paul Coehlo in The Alchemist
Post # 4
@Oneeleven: this is one of yours 🙂
“You shouldn’t have to sacrifice who you are just because somebody else has a problem with it.”
… Carrie Bradshaw
Post # 5
And funny enough, one of mine is from Carrie, also:
“I’m looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can’t-live-without-each-other love”
Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass – It’s about dancing in the rain
“Speak your mind. Those who matter don’t mind and those who mind, don’t matter!”
Post # 6
“As I stay in a constant position of worship, I let God. As I let God the pressure comes off of me to be different, and as the pressure comes off of me to be different, I realize I am.”
“The Bible is no mere book, but it’s a living creature with a power that conquers all who oppose it.” Napoleon
Watch out for that signal, when life as you know it ends.
P.S. I Love You
“It is real guys… in the movie”
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person who wasn’t supposed to ever let us down, probably will. You will have your heart broken more than once, and it’s harder everytime. You’ll break hearts, too, so remember what it felt like when yours was broken. You’ll fight with your best friend. You’ll blame a new love for the things an old one did. You’ll cry because time is passing too fast, and eventually, you’ll lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you’ve never been hurt, because every sixty seconds you spend being upset is one minute that you’ll never get back.
Post # 7
“Life is a mystery to be lived not solved!”
“Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.
Life is beauty, admire it.
Life is bliss, taste it.
Life is a dream, realize it.
Life is a challenge, meet it.
Life is a duty, complete it.
Life is a game, play it.
Life is a promise, fulfill it.
Life is sorrow, overcome it.
Life is a song, sing it.
Life is a struggle, accept it.
Life is a tragedy, confront it.
Life is an adventure, dare it.
Life is luck, make it.
Life is too precious, do not destroy it.
Life is life, fight for it.”
“I believe that believing we will survive makes us survive” -Izzie Stevens
“Everyday be thankful you are on this side of the grass!”
Post # 8
Apparently Carrie Bradshaw is extremely quotable
Post # 8
“Though she be but little, she is fierce.” Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night’s Dream
Post # 9
“Don’t go through life worrying about what might happen, because you won’t accomplish anything.”
“The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.” – Dorothy Nevill
“In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.”
– Ellen DeGeneres
In the about me section:
It is a dear and lovely disposition, and a most valuable one, that can brush away indignities and discourtesies and seek and find the pleasanter features of an experience.
– Mark Twain
Post # 9
Don’t find fault, find a remedy. Anyone can complain – Henry Ford
The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight, but has no vision – Helen Keller
You can’t build a reputation on what you’re going to do – Henry Ford
Post # 10
Ivy Walker: When we are married, will you dance with me? I find dancing very agreeable. Why can you not say what is in your head?
Lucius Hunt: Why can you not stop saying what is in yours? Why must you lead, when I want to lead? If I want to dance I will ask you to dance. If I want to speak I will open my mouth and speak. Everyone is forever plaguing me to speak further. Why? What good is it to tell you you are in my every thought from the time I wake? What good can come from my saying that I sometimes cannot think clearly or do my work properly? What gain can rise of my telling you the only time I feel fear as others do is when I think of you in harm? That is why I am on this porch, Ivy Walker. I fear for your safety before all others. And yes, I will dance with you on our wedding night.
Callie: “Did anyone ever think you two were a couple?”
Meredith: “No, because we screw boys like whores on tequila.”
Cristina: “Then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves.”
Jack: “…there’s gonna be some things that you are going to be able to get, that other people in the office don’t get… one of them: Gym membership.
Alison Scott: You want me to lose weight?
Jack: [laughing] No, I don’t want you to lose weight!
Jill: No, uh, we can’t legally ask you to do that.
Jack: We didn’t say lose weight… I might say tighten.
Alison Scott: Tight?
Jill: Just liked toned and smaller.
Jack: Don’t make everything smaller, I don’t wanna generalize that way… tighter.
Jill: We don’t want you to lose weight, we just want you to be healthy. Y’know, by eating less.
Alison Scott: OK.
Jill: We would just like it if you go home and step on the scale, and write down how much you weigh, and subtract it by like, 20.
Alison Scott: 20.
Jill: And then weigh that much. “
Post # 11
From my fb profile:
“Love is not merely a sentiment. Sentiments come and go. A sentiment can be a marvelous first spark, but it is not the fullness of love…Love is never ‘finished’ and complete; throughout life, it changes and matures, and thus remains faithful to itself.” – Pope Benedict XVI
“The only reason a person should exist is to be the best he can…I’ve heard all the reasons why you can’t reach perfection. I want to tell you something. We are either going to reach it, or we’re going to come so close that the average person won’t know the difference. To strive for perfection means you’ve got to be totally dedicated. It can’t be an occasional thing – it’s got to be a total dedication in everything that you do. If you don’t have total dedication to perfection in your life, then I believe your attitude toward life is flawed.” – Lou Holtz
“But just now . . . and just so many times, how I long for the Grotto. Away from the Grotto Dooley just prays. But at the Grotto, especially now when there must be snow everywhere and the lake is ice glass and that triangular fountain on the left is frozen solid and all the priests are bundled in their too-large too-long old black coats and the students wear snow boots . . . if I could go to the Grotto now then I think I could sing inside. I could be full of faith and poetry and loveliness and know more beauty, tenderness and compassion . . . knowing prayers from here are just as good as from the Grotto doesn’t lessen my gnawing, yearning passion to be there.” – Tom Dooley
(That last one is a reference to the Grotto at Notre Dame, my alma mater…it’s my happy place, so I love that quote about it)
Post # 12
I took down all of my quotes so I could make my employment information public while I was job searching. I wanted potential employers to see I was professional, not quirky. I am quirky, however, and these were the quotes I had up.
“History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.” – Napoleon Bonaparte
“Then he loathed his own beauty, and flinging the mirror on the floor, crushed it into silver splinters beneath his heel.” – Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
“‘Rangers?’ ‘HO!’‘It’s Yurek! You fucking assholes!’ ‘Fuck!’ ‘We almost fucking killed you! Well, come to us!’ ‘Fuck you! Come to me!'” – Black Hawk Down
Post # 14
Here are mine, I love quotes!
“Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.” -Confucius
“Consider others as yourself.” -Buddha
Hate the sin, love the sinner. -Gandhi
Life is both nonsensical and significant. And when we do not laugh about one aspect and speculate about the other, life is exceedingly banal… -Carl Jung
One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. “WHich road do I take?” she asked. “Where do you want to go?” was his response. “I don’t know,” Alice answered. “Then,” said the cat, “it doesn’t matter.” -Lewis Carrol
“So it goes.” -Kurt Vonnegut