(Closed) Spinoff: What small things do you keep from your DH/FH/SO?

posted 5 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2012

@MrsCarnival:  You’re a GEEEEEENIUS!  Muahahahahaaaaaaa!

I have a hidden set of tweezers- I found him PICKING HIS NOSE HAIRS WITH MY EYEBROW TWEEZERS OMG I NEARLY DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So, I have a pair of nice ones tucked away and I leave out the old nasty ones for his nostrils.  *shudder*

I also denied having eaten the very last thin mint.

Post # 4
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

@MrsCarnival:  Lol, that’s really cute.  Edit- my SO NEVER knows where his clippers are and is always borrowing mine.  Then he fusses about them because apparently only his cut his nails “right”.  

Mine is along the same lines- I recently started buying nail polish and nail stuff after not doing anything with my nails since high school.  He was APPALLED to hear that a particular bottle of polish cost $2 (this was Wet n’ Wild, so pretty cheap!) so after subsequent shopping trips I have not mentioned to him that the Essie polishes I bought are around $8 and other products in the $10+ price range.  I asked him how much a bottle of polish should cost and he said fifty cents.  

 

There are other things I can’t think of right now (aside from the amount of chocolate I eat, which is probably pretty common) but I’ll come back if I think of something.

 

Post # 5
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: March 2012

He hates fish sauce (a SE Asian condiment like soy sauce) so I use it and tell him I didn’t.  For the record, it smells BEFORE it’s cooked… afterward, you clearly can’t even tell it’s there!

Post # 6
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2012

This is hysterical! 

I have tweezers that I adore, too, and nobody, I mean nobody, including my beloved husband, is ever getting their paws on them.  Once I had misplaced it in my makeup case and I about had a conniption fit before I found it.

I probably don’t tell him every little teeny tiny thing – like the latest dumb work gossip that would bore him to tears.  I only tell him the good, juicy stuff.  🙂

Post # 7
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

Um, how much I actually online shop 😀

Post # 9
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6359 posts
Bee Keeper

This is a weird one, and not exactly a good thing, but I have an easier time telling other people little things about how great he is, rather than telling him. (It’s always been my habit to praise people more to other people than directly).

Don’t really know how to break that habit.

Post # 10
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2012

@MrsCarnival:  Maverick eyebrow HAH!  My poor sister has a unibrow and we call it “The Caterpillar” so when she didn’t keep up with it and it would grow out she’d call and tell me “It’s time for a caterpillar killer!” (I used to do her eyebrows, rather make her eyebrow two instead of one, but she’s 19 now so she can handle her own stuff!)

Post # 11
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2012

@joya_aspera:   Have you tried writing him notes?  Sometimes it’s easier for me to say things in writing than in person.  🙂

Post # 12
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2104 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2011

I don’t tell him who I’m kissing/sexing in my dreams. LOL. I wake up feeling guilty for a second, but I get over that quickly and then I just smile all day.

Post # 13
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2013

I secretly like to watch QVC. I almost never oder anything, but I love to put it on for background when I’m cleaning, crafting, etc. but I’m ashamed so I only watch when MrMojito is at work!

Post # 15
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: December 2011

“Pfft men. Though Darling Husband did just about keel over when I told him how much I spend on my foundation…”
@MrsCarnival:  Darling Husband used to model professionally as a teenager.  He had custom blended foundation and doesn’t bat an eye at what I spend on cosmetics because his was more expensive.

 

Edited to add:  I couldn’t think of stuff I hide from Darling Husband, then I realized he might not know exactly how often I treat myself to Starbucks.

Post # 16
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: December 2018

I didn’t think I kept anything from my Fiance but after reading this thread I realize that I do! There’s a local “ice cream” place that we love in the summer…Except that it’s really frozen yogurt. I know if I told him that’s what I was getting him, he would say he didn’t like it and refuse to eat it.

“Babe, I don’t like froze yogurt.” Well, actually, you DO.

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