(Closed) Spinoff: Whats the strangest pet name you have for SO/he has for you?

posted 8 years ago in Relationships
Post # 17
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

I call him Panda becaue he’s a twin and most pandas are born as twins.

Post # 18
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

He’s called me his little cole slaw before…. after I lovingly tried to translate what a French term of endearment meant (my little cabbage… technically) lol 

Post # 19
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

We joke about people with strange nicknames, so we’ll come up with weird ones sometimes . The ones that stuck are Raccoon Berry Bundt Cake for me and Bear Cheese Pie for him, haha. We don’t seriously call each other those names, but they’re still funny to throw out there once in awhile in a smoochy-woochy voice [only way to describe that voice]. We’re dorks.

Post # 20
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: December 2013

He calls me hipster because I am apparently a hipster.

I don’t have a pet name for him but sometimes to piss him off I will call him Knuffle Bunny because he makes this weird sniffling sound out of his nose and it reminds of rabbits wiggling their noses and making noises. 

Post # 21
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

He started calling me a fish wife (ie: a nagging wife rofl) just to be funny and get on my nerves, so now I call him fish husband. And both have stuck lol!!

Post # 22
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Bumble bee

He calls me Boo, or booger. I call him booboo, or Lucamapuss (as in platamapus -> as in platapus) but if you say it fast it sounds kind of dirty and makes me giggle.

Post # 23
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

I call him Sexylegs.  Which stems from when we first started to step our friendship up to the next level.  I got all embarresed one day when I blurted out that he had a sexy butt.  He kept saying “what was that, I didn’t hear you” to tease me.  I was bright red, and couldnt bring myself to say it.  So I insisted that I said that he had sexy legs. And the name stuck.

Post # 24
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

I call him cake face, monkey or egg head 🙂

And he calls me truffle face, koala or little monkey!

We also call each other any kind of food, mostly with the word -face after it. Sometimes we go back and forth calling each other the weirdest food items until one can’t think of anymore LOL. 

ITS FUN

 

Post # 25
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: November 2012

@raspberrymacaron:  haha someone else who calls their SO -something- face! 🙂

Post # 26
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: December 2011

Ok, in our defense, these only came to be after we saw the movie “The Other Guys” where Will Ferrell and his onscreen wife are always calling each other really weird sexual pet names. We thought it was hilarious. So he became Sugar Balls and I became Honey Tits.

Post # 27
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

He calls me boobity…which has someone now been shortened to just “boobs” lol

Post # 28
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

Ugh…. he calls me “babykins” in public no less!!! And once in a while he calls me “sugar bear”. I call him the old bugger, we’re not exactly spring chickens (hes 47) or more recently I call him “Rockstar” due to a recent, stellar performance.

Post # 29
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

@Firie:  I also call my Bf sexy legs because on our first date he somehow brought up that he was voted “Best Legs” in High School, which i find to be a hilarious tidbit for a first date!

My ex used to call me “Poopta”… and would sing “I’m a little Poopta” to “i’m a little teapot”.  It drove me insane… hence why he’s an ex

Post # 30
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Busy bee

My fiancé on occasion will call me Kermit.  It all stemmed from a pretty funny auto corrected text.

Post # 31
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Worker bee

I don’t really call him anything.

But he calls me Halfpint. I’m tiny and kind of love Little House on the Prairie. 😉

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