(Closed) SPINOFF: Who is the bed hog?

posted 7 years ago in Relationships
  • poll: Who is the bed hog?
    Me : (49 votes)
    37 %
    My SO. : (37 votes)
    28 %
    We're pretty even. : (27 votes)
    20 %
    The dog (or pet) hahah. : (19 votes)
    14 %
  • Post # 3
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    3942 posts
    Honey bee

    Our dog :/

    She weighs 30lbs and somehow manages to take up the whole bed.

    Post # 4
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    3769 posts
    Honey bee
    • Wedding: August 2013 - Brookfield Zoo

    You know what, I clicked SO because he likes to steal the blankets (even though body temperature wise he is like a furnace compared to me!!), but actually my side of the bed becomes larger and larger each night because when I snuggle up to him, I move my pillow closer… so little by little (day by day not night by night) I’m shoving him off the bed LoL.

    Post # 5
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    7587 posts
    Bumble Beekeeper
    • Wedding: December 2010

    My Darling Husband is 6’5″ and 350lbs. If he moves his arm it takes up a foot of the bed. So it’s him just based on size alone.

    Post # 5
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    1231 posts
    Bumble bee

    I am because I move around a ton in my sleep.

    Post # 6
    Member
    221 posts
    Helper bee

    My 20 lb dog, then after that I would say we are fairly even.

    Post # 7
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    5494 posts
    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: August 2011

    Our cat.  He takes up the entire bed and we just sort of squeez in around him.

    Post # 8
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    3148 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: August 2012

    My Fiance + the dog (only 30 pounds!!!) = no room for me 🙁

    Post # 9
    Bee
    1466 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: March 2012 - Father's Vineyard Church/ A Touch of Class Banquet Center

    I’m not only a bed hog, I’m a blanket hog. I’m a double offender. Now we have two comforters so we can sleep under our own blankets. Sadly, there are still nights where I steal his too. Poor guy!

    Post # 9
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    5657 posts
    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: February 2012

    I don’t think it’s every night, but occasionally my Darling Husband accuses me of hogging the bed. He snores though, so I think we’re even lol.

    Post # 10
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    5073 posts
    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: October 2012

    He is!  He’s 6’2 with really long arms.  There are limbs everywhere!!

    Post # 11
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    9482 posts
    Buzzing Beekeeper
    • Wedding: October 2012

    My ass is apparently.  FI claims I stick it out when I sleep.  It’s all lies.  I sleep fine.  Hahaha.

    Post # 12
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    4038 posts
    Honey bee
    • Wedding: October 2010

    Probably me, especially with the body pillow. He’s taken to gently nudging me back to my side of the bed. He’s (usually) the blanket hog, though. 

    Post # 13
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    2424 posts
    Buzzing bee

    Between the dog and I, Darling Husband only gets about 1/4 of the bed. I take up about half and the 30-pound beagle and Darling Husband split the rest. 

    Post # 13
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    1212 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: December 2012

    Haha Doily I get this mental image of you with two blankets and poor cold Mr. Doily clinging to half a foot of bed space.

    Our two cats definitely hog the bed. We sleep in the ‘H’ position with one cat lying sideways in the middle, and the other one spooning with me.

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