(Closed) State your strange fears here. A) I’ll trip. B) My underwear will somehow

posted 7 years ago in Emotional
Post # 3
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: April 2011

I didn’t have any prior to the day of but I can say that on the Big Day…

I almost tripped on my crinoline down the aisle (and numerous times through the day) thankfully no one could tell..

AND….

After I go my dress on and started walking toward the church I could feel my panties inching down! EEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They were lace on the top and didn’t want to stay right! Thankfully I didn’t loose them and again I was the only one that knew.

BWAHAHAHAHA

 

Post # 4
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

Everyone will think it’s the worst wedding ever and no one will dance.

Post # 5
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

No one will dance and people won’t be full. Also, my step parents and parents will not get along. My imodium won’t work. Ahhhhhhhh.

Post # 6
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

Ugly cry the whoooole night.

Post # 7
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Worker bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

That I wont make it to the bathroom in time/ won’t have anyone to help me & pee on myself!!! yes….. odd, but scary Surprised

Post # 8
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

-that no one will dance

-that my fiance will come down with one of her huge migraines the day of due to all the pressure

-that it’ll be boring

Post # 9
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: December 2011

I’ll forget to bring something important to the resort.

There will be some extra expense I didn’t count on.

 I’ll trip on way down the aisle.

I’ll stutter while repeating my vows.

I’ll look awkward carrying a bouquet.

I’ll be running late getting ready for the ceremony.

My rings will, for some reason, not fit the day of. Copy that on the dress.

My photog won’t capture the shots I want at crucial moments.

Everyone will be bored.

Nobody will get emotional/ceremony won’t seem genuine.

The cake/bouquet won’t look anything like what we ordered.

The food will suck.

I’ll get acne out of nowhere the day before.

The officiant won’t show up.

I won’t be calm/serene.

My parents will get wasted.

I’ll have alot of gawkers on the beach during the ceremony.

Haha, I think that covers it.

 

Post # 10
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2011

Either he or I will be stay-in-bed sick. Like, flu sick. 

Post # 11
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2011

  • People will show up late and interrupt the ceremony.
  • My photographer won’t get everything I want
  • People will think Fiance and my first dance suprise is lame and won’t clap (we are interrupting halfway through into a fun dance routine to “Crazy in Love”
  • I will get a huge pimple
  • I will cry walking down the aisle or during the ceremony and ruin all my makeup
  • My sister will try and be an attention whore the entire night.

Post # 12
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 2011

I will forget something major that si part of planning, hat I never knew about

Someone important will be SUPER late

People will think the wedding sucks (or the decor is ugly)

Biggest fear of all though is that I will be an ugly bride (or people will think my dress is hideous or cheap looking).  Sorry I know that sounds crazy but you don’t know my best friend and family

Post # 13
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2011

1) That my period will be at it’s heaviest flow. I can’t imagine trying to change a tampon in my dress.

2) Guests will think wedding is lame & we wasted our money.

3) I burst in to hysterical tears once I step in the doorway of the ceremony location.

4) The food that was scrumptious and delicious at the tasting will turn out to be bland and mediocre.

Post # 13
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: November 1999

-people showing up late

-ugly crying in most of my photos (it’ll happen, fo sho)

-people will get ridiculously drunk and cause trouble

-certain folks will not watch their kids and expect me to entertain them

-my father will show up

-spilling something on my dress

Post # 14
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

1.  It will rain 🙁 This fear is strange because we’re inside anyway 😛

2.  The ceremony song will be too short for me to make it down the aisle

3.  We will have a wedding crasher.  Or guests will bring uninvited, unannounced +1’s.

4.  No one will have fun.

5.  That one of my bridesmaids will insist on accompanying me to the bathroom (I LIKE MY PRIVATE BATHROOM TIME!!)  I’m so worried they will say… BUT YOU MUST HAVE HELP TO PEE. No I don’t need help.  I’m using the straddle-the-toilet method and I want my alone time!

6.  That I will get sick.

7.  That I will cry.  HORRIBLY UGLY CRY FACE.  And I’m not normally an emotional person either….

Post # 15
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Worker bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

–Getting my period

–Getting bitch-slapped with one of my can’t move-can’t think-can’t function migraines

–Doing the ugly cry in all the pictures (although I am a weepy weeperson and DIDN’T cry when he proposed, so maybe I’ll just be too stoked to shed any tears!)

–Two words: Drunk.  Uncles.  (Although they may just be realllly entertaining…)

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