(Closed) Stop Light Divination

posted 6 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 3
Member
9952 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2012

@Nona99:   I have reverse stoplight divination, I swear to holy hell.  My husband has noticed it.  “Why is it every time you’re in the car we always  get red lights?” 

I try to send vibles/think, “Green, green, green, stay green,” as much as possible.  It might be that I’m adding “you whore” that’s messing it up, though. 

Post # 4
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39 posts
Newbee
  • Wedding: May 2013

I do that too. If I get stuck at every red light, then I just assume that my delay would have avoided some great catastrophe in the near future. I work with developmentally delayed adults and whenever my clients are in the car with me we try to count down when the light is going to change. If one of us announces it correctly, that person is proclaimed “super psychic” for a day. Crazy, yes, but its a fun way to keep them from killing each other in the backseat 🙂

Post # 5
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9952 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2012

LOL.  I was interpreting “stoplight divination” as being I  have control over the stoplight (which I completely believe I could if I tried hard enough and maybe quit calling them whores :/ ).   I see that what you’re talking about is the stoplight has control over other things instead.  Meh, could be that way, too.  (scratches head)   At least if I thought about it that way I could see getting a red light as a positive thing, like, “This light could be saving my life right now and I’m so thankful it just turned red and saved me.”   

Post # 7
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9952 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2012

@Nona99:   I take naps for that reason, lol. 

I despise driving and only do it because I have to.  🙂

It’s cool that you started this thread today.  The other day I was thinking about some quirky thing I always do and wondering if other people do the same kind of thing.  Wish I could remember what it was . . . escapes me at the moment.

Post # 8
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3415 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2014 - Lodge

I do the same thing.  I have 3 stop signs and 4 stop lights and then another stop sign on my way to work.  So if I get stopped at every stop light on my way to work I know its going to be a bad day.  Its not even that I “self profecize (spelling)” a bad day.  I realized this is just how it works shortly after starting my current job.  I noticed on days that I was stopped at every red light on my way there that I had a bad day that day.  So I started keeping track and sure enough every time.

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