(Closed) Story time: What's the weirdest thing you've ever walked in on?

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Post # 3
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Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2015

@iarebridezilla:  I’ve never heard of it referred to as “Eiffel Tower” but I have the visual ๐Ÿ˜›

I can’t think of anything terribly embarrassing someone has walked in on for me. The worst thing was when my high school boyfriend and I were getting busy on the beach and some prom goers decided to take pictures on said beach. Yeah.. we didn’t realize they were there until we saw the flash o_O

My freshman year, my BFF and I were going to walk from my house to the freshman start-of-school dance. We decided to stop by a friend’s house to see if she was going, too. No one answered the door, but we could hear noise in the backyard. Her house was one of those where everyone is in & out all the time, so we just opened the side gate and went back. Yeah… our friend was busy having group sex with her best friend and three older guys, so she wasn’t gonna be going to the dance. ๐Ÿ˜›

Post # 4
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Bee Keeper

My ex jerking off to photos on a dating site. I wasn’t even quiet about it but he was very absorbed in what he was doing, lol!

It was the most pathetic thing I ever walked in on, too.

 

 

My worst being-walked-in-on story:

A different ex and I were having a great time, in his living room. This was a long time ago…that ex lived with his mom. Guess who came home early.

Post # 6
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: December 2018

@iarebridezilla:  I don’t watch porn and I don’t know what that means ๐Ÿ™ Do tell if it’s not too horrifying. Well, even if it is.

When I first started with the whole income property thing, I shared my first house with a tenant (now I would never allow a tenant in my family home – only separate properties). He was an older man, about 55, and I was 22. He asked me to come down to pick up rent money, so I headed downstairs. His door was open and I started to walk in but then froze – he was buck naked, masturbating. I just about had a heart attack and literally ran away (I was 22, what can I say).

I don’t think I’ve ever been caught doing anything weird by anyone except my puppy. He must think I’m a right mental case. My Fiance has seen me singing and dancing in the shower and while brushing my teeth, but he’s used to me by now. I will have to think on this one.

Post # 7
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Bee Keeper

@iarebridezilla:  Yep, it wasn’t even porn, but it was a local dating site, the girl pictured was listed as from our city, so I was pretty disappointed with him. We didn’t last long after that. 

Post # 9
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2015

@iarebridezilla:  I can’t recall anything I have either walked in or have been walked in on doing. But, I just wanted to say your Eiffel Tower story was probably one of the funniest things I’ve heard in awhile.

Post # 11
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: December 2018

@iarebridezilla:  Oh goodness, lol. That’s hilarious and quite the tower ๐Ÿ˜›

ETA: I am glad I went with my best judgement and did not Google it.

 

Post # 12
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: February 2014

I definitely walked in on my cousin (who was living with me at the time) getting a little action from his girlfriend under the blanket. Her head just suddenly popped up over the blanket like “Nothin to see here, lalalala”. Gross. I liked that couch.

But I sort of got him back. Sort of. Fiance and I like to watch random porns together, mainly the story ones. They’re like really bad movies that have sex in them. So Fiance and I were sitting on opposite ends of my super long couch, sitting upright mind you so mayyybe our feet touched each others calves, with a blanket over our feet and legs. My cousin walks into the apartment and sees us. Asks what were doing and I just casually answer “Oh, watching a porn.” Hahaha. He still brings it up like we were doing something super dirty and he caught us in the act.

Post # 13
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Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2015

@iarebridezilla:  Oh. My. Gawd. You just made my day with your drawing. “No!” “Bad!” LOL

Post # 14
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2014

@iarebridezilla:  LMAO!!!!!!!!!!  That paint pic is fan-freaking-tastic!

 

I was at a show for some local bands, and walked into the ladies’ room to find the male lead singer with his (leather!) pants around his knees, duct taping a massive cucumber to his thigh.

Surprised

The show just wasn’t the same for me after that Cool

Post # 15
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

I die at the Eiffel Tower  drawing.  So funny.  I don’t really have any good stories but I’m loving the ones you ladies are sharing. 

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