(Closed) Strangest gift yet…

posted 4 years ago in Gifts and Registries
Post # 2
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 2012

We got these small bowls made of wax. 4 of them. About the size of my palm maybe and I have no idea the purpose or who gave them to us. Maybe for votive candles? They were an ugly greenish yellow color. We kept them for a while but I think they got crushed eventually when moving them. Wish I took a pic to share haha

Post # 3
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2017

That…is amazing. 😄

Post # 4
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2016

Wow, what a weird phallic Santa.

Post # 5
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2017

What in the world is that? haha it really looks like a child’s craft project. haha while my wedding isn’t for another year, I haven’t had this experience but I guess my parents received a kama sutra book from a guest at their wedding!

Post # 6
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Bumble bee

I dont get it, but he’s kind of awesome 🙂

Post # 7
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2015

We were given a figurine of a bathtub with our initials on it. It’s in our storage unit so I can’t send a picture. I literally had no idea what to say when I opened it-in front of the gift giver! 

Post # 8
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Newbee

izzyrebecca: Maybe she made it? But it’s probably more than likely a gift she received from a grandchild or something and maybe she’s strapped for cash and decided to regift it. I’d bring him out during Christmas as a paperweight but I’d eventually donate him to a school fair to be sold at oe of their stalls. He’s kind of cute though lol.

Post # 9
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Sugar bee

We got what can only be described as a small, glass jewelry box with a hinged lid, containing a smooth rock and a small, dried leafy plant. 

  • This reply was modified 3 years, 6 months ago by  SLOBee.
Post # 10
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2016

wow yeah, that definitely looks like it was done by a child.. the fact the beard is skin-toned in places… and oh my if his hat is not INCREDIBLY phallic.

Post # 11
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Sugar bee

I honestly mistook this for a cock sock while scrolling.

Post # 12
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2015

That is hilarious!  From my brother in law’s girlfriend we got this book of “Things I love about Him/Her” where you fill in the blank.  Like “I love when you do ______” or “I love your _______” or “If you were a food you would be a ________”.  And it was REALLY friggen weird.  We ended up filling it in with ridiculous naughty stuff and it was hilarious.  Plus she gave us these ring dishes….like they looked like butter dishes…”his”, “hers”, and “ours”.  Neither myself nor my husband are the lovey dovey type.  I mean of course I have my moments…but there is NO WAY IN HELL I would use His and Hers butter dishes…….

Post # 13
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: May 2002

I have no words for that Santa….. it’s just a special friend isn’t it?

Post # 14
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2017

Is that a Santa dildo?!

Post # 15
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2015

Lol! It’s hilarious, you must keep it. Or regift it as a joke to your parents or sibling for Christmas.

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