(Closed) Stuff horny guys say….LOL

posted 6 years ago in Intimacy
Post # 3
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: April 2014

He’s sent me a text while he was about to leave work that said, “I’m hungry, go take a shower.” It took me a minute to figure out what he meant. XD

Post # 4
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

In a love letter I got a few days ago, the ending line was

“I can’t wait to cuddle and kiss you again! I long to make sweet monkey love to you, baby.”

Haha. Silly.

Post # 5
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

I’m the horny one in our relationship, but unfortunately Darling Husband has had slim-none libido, lately (body/self-asteem issues.. no matter how much I try to rev him up). The other night while he was playing Diablo (the ‘mistress’, as I now refer to it), I texted him, “Come upstairs and do me! Rawr!” but all that got was an “lol“.

Post # 6
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Helper bee

My SO texted me a link yesterday. It was to a ‘Ain’t Nothing but Mammels” music video on YouTube. I laughed so hard my tea came out my nose  lol.

 

Please tell me everyone knows what song I’m talking about. 

Post # 7
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1280 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: January 2012

lovesweetlove I know what song you’re talking about hilarious!

 

Post # 8
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Buzzing bee

@lovesweetlove:  you know the other song that band sings? The songs called Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo…look at the letters of each word, haha(it spells out FUCK). The entire song is full of silly synonyms for penises and vaginas, and he sings it with these weird faces jokingly. I tell him to stop and laugh…then we end up doing it a couple minutes later

 

 

Post # 9
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10714 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2012

HAHAHAHA today my Darling Husband picked up a razor because I was complaining I was out. Giant didn’t have the ones I like so I said I’ll just wait until we go back to Walmart in a few days. He picked up a more expensive razor and I said ‘no I don’t need it I can wait a  day to shave my legs’. He said ‘noooo I want to have sex’ all pouty lol.

Post # 10
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999 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: March 2012

he’s not good at saying things like that, it’s more me, he loves it when I say …

My kitty wants to climb your tree

 

Post # 11
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

He just told me how he thinks we should spend our extra hour of sleep tonight. Not gonna lie, I laughed. I’ve had heart burn from pizza for 3 hours, sorry…lol

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