(Closed) Stuff your FI says?

posted 6 years ago in Grooms/men
Post # 3
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1697 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

My Fiance sings to the tune of coppa cabana but inserts his dogs name:

” Her name was Kona, she was a woof woof.

A doggy dog, woof woof woof woof woof”

At which point I tell him he has issues. He sings it TO her and sometimes dances with her while he sings it with her up on her hind legs. yeah.

Post # 4
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5475 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2012

He sometimes starts a story by saying, “So there I was, balls deep in a midget’s asshole…”

He works with kids all day so when he gets home and goes to talk to me like normal conversation, he forgets to put away his “excited & energetic face” and he talks to me in this silly cartoon-y voice.  I do occasionally remind him that I’m a grown up 🙂   It’s just so dern cute when he does it!

My favorite phrases include: “Sweating like a whore in church” , “that would go over like a turd in a punch bowl”, and “close enough for a hand grenade”.

Post # 5
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2104 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2011

“Whatever forever”

“LOL What!” Like, he actually says that in realy life, not in emails.

There’s another thing, but it’s too embarassing to say. Like, I’m not embarrassed but I feel like he would be embarassed if strangers around the globe were attaching this phrase to his face.

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