(Closed) Stupid "Beauty Things" your SO believes.

posted 4 years ago in Beauty
Post # 2
1527 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: March 2016

My Fiance knows nothing about anything. Hahahahaha. I got a really bad makeover at the Clinique counter and he panicked when I got home like, “that will come off right?!? it’s not permanent?!”

God love em. He also asked me one time if lipstick is the same as what girls put on their eyelids.

Post # 3
1497 posts
Bumble bee

Darling Husband once asked me if putting my eye liner on hurt. I thought it was cute.

Post # 4
329 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2016

I bought a new eye shadow pallet, and he came in the door and said “oh you got new mascara?”. Lol I was so amused I didn’t even correct him. 

Post # 5
366 posts
Helper bee

My guy also thought eye shadow was called mascara

Post # 6
87 posts
Worker bee

My husband thought sunless tanning lotion actually tans your skin and not just put fake color on the skin.  Lol so cute

Post # 7
641 posts
Busy bee


lol, love these, Fiance will sometimes watch me do my make up and ask questions ‘what does that do’ ‘where do you put that’ I asked him to paint my hand once as i had an injury and the concentration was just amazing.. he took so long though haha

BusyBriBee:  that’s funny, bless him!

Post # 8
1284 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2014

During a Sephora haul, I got a green-tinted primer and while he was digging through the back oggling at things, he held it up and yelled “MAKEUP FOR ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!”

He was also horrified by backcombing (teasing) the first … million times he saw me do it.  “YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!”

Post # 9
2087 posts
Buzzing bee

For halloween one year my Fiance was going to be a character that required him putting makeup on his eyes. I was helping him out with the eyeliner and I’m like “ok this is going to be weird but you need to look up and I’m gonna put this on your water line”

He did and then I went to pull his eyelid down and he freaks and goes “What are you doing?!?” and I’m like “I gotta put it on your waterline…otherwise you’ll have a flesh colored line between your eye and the makeup” and hes like “THATS IN MY EYE. YOU CANT PUT MAKEUP IN MY EYE”

He let me do it but was so tense the whole time, thinking I was putting eyeliner IN his eye.

Post # 10
1288 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2015

Buymymixtape:  Fiance gets so confused when it’s anything to do with makeup. I go into Sephora with him sometimes and he basically runs around the store asking what does what like a 12 year old. The worst was when I had to ask a sales rep where I could find the Clinique “Chubby stick” and Fiance couldn’t contain his laughter. 

He also thought my curling wands for my hair weren’t for… Well, hair. 

Post # 11
5365 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: May 2016

hahahaha I love this! I hardly ever wear makeup so mine doesn’t ask questions…after reading this, I wish he did though.

Post # 12
1378 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: February 2015 - Chapel on Base

My husband has off and on bought me cosmetics and perfumes on his own so he isn’t afraid of “girl” things.  He does however wonder what they are made of because they are so expensive.   I told him I wanted to start a skincare regime.  His question to me was “how much of my paycheck do you need?”  At least he agreed to taking care of my skin.  

Post # 13
179 posts
Blushing bee

My Ex saw my Mum one day with dye setting in her hair. He couldn’t believe she dyed her hair… Which is black, often with a clearly visible grey re-growth line!!

He then called his own Mum to ask if she dyed her hair, and when she said she did, he said he felt misled all these years as he didn’t realise she was grey (at 60 years of age)…!

Post # 14
1477 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: City, State

Haha, this is so cute!  I just turned to my Fiance and started asking him questions about makeup and he was good with eyeliner and eyeshadow, but when I asked him what the product was called that I put on my eyelashes he said, “Its like bristles? A brush?”  He didn’t know it was called mascara, but I guess I can understand that, lol.

Post # 15
1580 posts
Bumble bee

I don’t wear a lot of makeup either but I’m sure my Darling Husband has no clue what any of it is. 

My husband WTF, last week I suggested we bake some modeling clay to fix a crack in a clay bowl we have.  I told my husband that I had a separate craft oven we could use.  He asks, “Is it the easy bake oven?” So sincere, I died.  Like dude, what?? Yes, I’m going to bake this clay bowl under a light bulb in my easy bake oven ROFL!

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