(Closed) Stupid "Beauty Things" your SO believes.

posted 4 years ago in Beauty
Post # 31
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2016

My fiance seems to think that girls put dark eye shawdow all over their entire eye. He tried putting makeup on me and my sister on separate occasions (for fun) and both times that’s what he did 

  • This reply was modified 4 years, 3 months ago by  frostfromfire.
Post # 32
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

Hehe, this is a fun thread.

Darling Husband is pretty good with make-up stuff (he’s picked it up through my various whinges about things going wrong over the years!) but sometimes if I leave things out and he tidies up after me in the bathroom, I notice he always puts the eyelash curler with my hair stuff. Goodness only knows what he thinks it does…

On a slightly unrelated note, I swear I have never met a man that knew the difference between a skirt and a dress.

Post # 33
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Helper bee

Mine calls my hair straightener a curling iron (I never curl my hair)… when I straighten my hair he thinks i’m “curling my hair”

Post # 34
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1198 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: January 2015

Darling Husband refers to lush as “that smelly shop”. cracks me up every time. 

Post # 35
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: September 2015

I popped into Sephora once to pick up some eyeliner, and when I went to go find my Fiance, he was at the Urban Decay display, rubbing all the sparkly samplers on his arm. And then he panicked when it wouldn’t come off.

So adorable.

Post # 36
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: May 2015

My husband doesn’t usually ask questions, though I always find it amusing that, for the number of times he has talked to me while I am putting on my makeup, he hasn’t figured out that I always do my eyeliner and mascara last.  He’ll get to a point when he asks how much longer I need, and it always seems to be when I’m curling my lashes and about to put on my mascara.

He really likes bright lipstick colors or dramatic eyeliner…which has led to me teasing him that I never know if my more daring makeup looks actually look good or that he just has bad taste!

My friend’s Fiance has famously used the term “nail paints” for nail polish.

Post # 37
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313 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: February 2016

Fiance is always amazed at how I use my straightener to curl my hair. “But it’s called a straightener, not a curler!” 

Post # 38
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: March 2016

This thread is pretty cute! To add to my earlier story I dragged him into Sephora one day to buy foundation (we were near one) and he was floored that I was paying $60 for “clay”

Post # 39
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Bumble bee

Buymymixtape:  Darling Husband is pretty clueless.  I mentioned I needed to run to sephora for some make-up and he responded with, “Don’t you already have makeup?”  

Post # 40
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Busy bee

ImaStarr:  HA……I get that too!  He thinks the bottles are going to last forever I suppose.  Ah, good thing we love them so.

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