(Closed) Stupid Craig’s List Adds

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Post # 3
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: March 2010 - Calamigos Ranch

Um, if I could get back the money I paid for it, I sure would sell my law degree. 😉

Post # 4
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: June 2012

Haha, that’s so ridiculous! You have to wonder what people are thinking sometimes! That was a great break to my studying, thanks. 🙂

Check out this one for a saddle:

World’s most uncomfortable saddle


Date: 2010-01-01, 11:41PM PST



Like a ghastly specter from your darkest nightmare, this saddle has returned from the grave seeking vengeance. Its previous master thought it had banished it to the blackness of the abyss for good, but nay, it was only for an epoch. 

Features: 

*Steel rails forged by LUCIFER himself 

*Genuine Auroch hide seat provides maximum chafing 

I am reaching the end of my strength, as the madness contained within this dark artifact threatens to consume me. I cannot merely throw this adamantine saddle on the rubbish heap, lest some unwary passerby become transfixed by its lightless glow. No, I must only give this to one with the courage to look into the bloodshot eyes of insanity, and the strength to master it. A wizard with the cunning to master this beast gains an ally of unspeakable power: the ultimate theft deterrent. At the moment the thief straddles your steed, his fate is sealed. Eager for revenge upon mortals, the saddle will visit his arse with blisters that rival the torment of fire and brimstone… a dire lesson he will not soon forget. This same fate will befall any unworthy mortal who in his arrogance, attempts to mount the saddle of doom. Are you worthy? 

Location: Green Lake 

it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests.

Post # 6
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2006 posts
Buzzing bee

haha I like at the end how he had to say “i’m serious” :p

Post # 8
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2010

What about the one Conan posted… tryin to sell his late night show on craigslist? That was a good one!

Post # 10
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2010

Those are too funny!

Post # 13
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Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2009

H”AHA Hilarious!

Anybody think that girls’ arm looks really strange in the “fixed” photos? Although that is some pretty good photoshopping! LOL! I guess just in case you want to fix a personal’s add? lol.

Post # 14
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2009

Oh my. These are hilarious. I love the photo one.

Post # 15
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2011

Um… can I get that guy to do my wedding photos? I could spend the next year eating rather than trying to lose 50 pounds…… 🙂 

 

Also @spaniel– SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO with you!

Post # 16
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Worker bee
  • Wedding: March 2010

Ha! Seriously. I could use that guy as well.

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