(Closed) Stupid DH… Hold onto your stupid wallet!

posted 6 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

Since we are on the topic of wallets, the hubs ALWAYS puts his, along with his keys and whatever else he has in his pocket, on the bar stool in our kitchen.  Not the counter, the bar stool.  The same bar stool I like to sit on to eat if i’m by myself. So I always have to pick up all the random crap before I sit down.  So annoying. 

Post # 4
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

ahaha that sounds like me except with my keys! I always put them in his glovebox if we go out and forget them! The next morning on my way to work i remember as i’m scrambling for my keys that have both the car key as well as my key to open the store! lol

 I can’t think of any of his silly quirks right now, but there are many just like that! lol 

Post # 6
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

Fiance loses everything!!  And then says ‘Honey, where did I put my phone/wallet/keys/jeans/etc’.  Every.  Single.  Time.  And the even sadder part is, I usually know the answer, LOL.

Post # 8
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

@GreenEyedMoon:  Oh he also puts things in random spots and then 2 weeks later wonders where they are.  Once it was his safety goggles for work, that he saw on the kitchen floor once.  ‘They were on the floor!’  I know honey, I moved them to the table weeks ago.  They’re still there.  

Currently it’s his keys, and his iPod car thingy, which he hasn’t seen in a month that was ‘just right there’. 

Post # 9
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Worker bee

He leaves his shoes and socks EVERYWHERE. Behind the couch, under the desk, in front of the couch, in the hallway, in the laundry, even down the sides of the couch (socks only, thank goodness).

Actually, under the desk seems to be a squirrel hoarding spot for him. Empty drink bottles, dirty clothes, random bits of paper, trash… I really need to talk him about that and find a better solution. It’s gross.

Post # 10
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: January 1992

My Darling Husband leaves his wallet around too, and ruined our sunny vacation to florida because of it once. Grr. 

His most annoying habit is rather gross. I HATE IT!!! HATE!!! ***HAAAAATTTE****! He doesn’t throw away his tissues after he has used them. Gross gross gross! I refuse to pick it up. No way, nuh uh!

Post # 11
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

i could have written this post, except it’s not just his wallet.  Fiance loses EVERYTHING.  phone, phone charger, e-cig, belt, basketball shorts, sunglasses, keys, shoes. this list goes on and on.  and always, every single time all i have to do is lift something up or retrace his steps and i find it immediately.  it makes me insane.  how can i expect him to be responsible with our kids someday?

Post # 12
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Bumble Beekeeper

Encourage him to put his wallet in a front pocket-it’s better for his back too!

Post # 13
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: January 1992

@janetsnakehole:  Oh yeah. i have a similar experience with Darling Husband asking me where things are. I tell him exactly where something is, he stands right in front of it, and dosen’t see it because he doesn’t move anything around…. grr.

Post # 14
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: February 2013

@GreenEyedMoon:  Ahahahaha!!! My love always loses his phone, or never charges it. 

Post # 15
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

@Miss T-Rex:  oh i forgot that one, “my phone is gonna die soon.” GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Post # 16
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2012

@MerryWidow:  haha! x2 right here.  I even read that to Fiance and he had a smirk on his face and wouldn’t look at me. 🙂

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