(Closed) STUPID excuses for cheating

posted 6 years ago in Emotional
Post # 3
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2893 posts
Sugar bee

“I didn’t mean to hurt you.” Then why did you do it? I don’t mean to murder anyone, that’s why I don’t.

Post # 4
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

“We’re in love.”

Yeah. Right.

Post # 5
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2012

Haha!  This is great.

Post # 6
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

“I don’t love you / am not attracted to you anymore.”  Then break it off FIRST so it’s NOT cheating. 

Post # 7
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: May 2009

You make an excellent point that can be applied to SO many other issues in life, not just cheating.  What each of those quotations actually represents is a person’s “REASON,” (i.e. what he or she has “reasoned” in his or her own mind.)  However, NONE of them is an excuse.

Post # 8
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

I heart this post 😀

Im so tired of seeing ppl put up with less than they deserve

Post # 9
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

Love this post.

Post # 10
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

“I feel trapped in this relationship” Hm. If you feel so trapped, why didn’t you break up with me instead of stringing me along?

^ Excuse my ex used after I walked in on him with another girl. Who had my same name.

Post # 11
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7609 posts
Bumble Beekeeper

“You weren’t giving me enough attention/sex.”

Well, I can see how you only had the one option, then.

“It only happened one time.”

Oh, well it’s ok then.  Everyone gets one freebie.

 

Post # 12
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Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2011

‘It was just a bachelor party- it doesn’t count ( boys will be boys)”

Post # 13
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

@claireos:  lol about the murdering comment.  So true.

Post # 14
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1281 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

“You were pregnant and never felt like having sex”

^^^ I got that gem from my daughter’s father.  Pretty clear why we split up. 

Post # 15
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: December 2013

My Fiance hasn’t done this to me, but it happened in the past with another man:

“It had already happened once, so it just made sense to keep going. I already knew I had ruined us.”

Oh fucking thanks!

“It was an accident.”

Ohh, so you slipped and fell into her vagina? 

“I was lonely.”

So was I all those nights you left me home alone.

“I just wasn’t ready to break up.”

DIE. 

ETA: This is the WORST one-

“I think I’m a sex addict.”

No, you’re just a man slut.

Post # 16
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Blushing bee

“She just kept throwing herself at me.” Ah, and you finally felt you figured the best way to catch her and make her stop was with your pants down.

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