(Closed) Talking in his sleep…

posted 6 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
438 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

Darling Husband once kicked me awake and as I scolded him he told me he was “Just trying to bring the cats to a place where they could run free”…I let it go..

Post # 5
2295 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

I talk in my sleep. I once got up and carried my cat into the main room and lamented to my roommate that “The cat doesn’t have any hair. Where’s all the cat’s hair?”

Post # 6
3265 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: February 2014

@MissLunchbox:  HAAA!!

Fiance will sometimes wake up in the middle of the night, look totally alert, and tell me something INCREDIBLY random. One of the most memorable ones was about a parking lot on the ceiling and something about redoing the (non-existant in that apartment) crown molding. I always get such a kick out of it.

Post # 7
2497 posts
Buzzing bee

@autumnmountainbride:  My SO once said, “I think that goes well with the pink” in his sleep. I don’t generally like pink and have never mentioned it outside of loving pink flowers for our future wedding, so I’m sure that was what he was referring to!

It’s even cuter because (1) we’re not engaged yet and (2) he’s a manly man, so he doesn’t really know much about wedding planning.

Post # 8
2385 posts
Buzzing bee

I think I have a story that will take the cake. 


Fiance talks in his sleep. He always has it’s okay. 


I have an ex that I’m still good friends with (it was one of those situations where we realized really quickly that we’re much better off as friends, and it ended really maturely). We’ll call him B. 


Once, while on vacation to Florida, Fiance had a CONVERSATION with B in his sleep. They were just talking about cars, but Fiance referenced my ex by name. It was one of the most bizarre moments of my entire life. 

Post # 9
3553 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2014

Not my SO, but my college roommate talked at a normal conversational volume in complete sentences in her sleep. It really freaked me out the first time. Sometimes when I told her what she said she would remember what she was dreaming about. The most memorable one was when a midget pimp (as in he pimped midgets who later turned into children?) kidnapped her father.

Post # 10
3421 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2014 - Manhattan Church Rec Center

I used to talk in my sleep as a child. My parents said that is how they knew which boy I liked.

Thankfully that has stopped.

Post # 11
5958 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: April 2018

Mr. 99 laughs in his sleep, it’s really creepy to hear him chuckling late at night in a pitch black room….I don’t know, it’s so….unwholesome.

Post # 12
3766 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: February 2013

Fiance talks to me about work related stuff sometimes. He’ll give me directions as if I’m his employee.

Post # 13
2419 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2015

SO talks in his sleep a lot. What is especially funny is if he kicks me by accident or something, he apologizes profusely but doesnt’ remember it in the morning

Post # 14
2213 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

SO talks in his sleep sometimes, but I’ve only heard it in the morning (though he could be chatting all night – who knows?).  He’ll say something realllllly random (wish I could remember an example!) and most of the time I end up laughing my ass off.

Post # 15
745 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

I woke up once to my ex dragging me out of bed by my ankle because he was convinced there were giant spiders in it. He had horrible night terrors, so it was always an adventure. Usually, he’d sit bolt upright, eyes wide open, and prophecise some sort of great doom. And then there were the times he’d thrash around so much, I’d wake up with a bruise…

Post # 16
882 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

My husband talks in his sleep all the time. When he starts, I’ll ask him questions and he answers.

One time he literally tackled me and said something about a touchdown. When I woke him up—he told me in his dream I was the defense about to tackle Eli Manning, so he had to stop me. So glad I know where his loyalties really lie! 

And his mom told me that when he was younger, he and his older brother used to have full-on nonsensical sleeping conversations when they shared a room togehter. 

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