(Closed) Talking in my sleep

posted 7 years ago in Wellness
Post # 1
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2011

Twice this week I’ve woken myself up talking in my sleep… and apparently I have a history of it:

When I was 6 and we moved into our new house, my mom was painting the hallway, and I slept in my sister’s room with her while the paint in my room was drying. Apparently I woke up, walked into the bathroom, turned in a circle, came back out, and said, “Mommy, mommy, look at my beautiful feet!” and then walked into my room and went to bed.

When Darling Husband had just moved in with me, we had a small argument before bed and were just kinda “huffy”. So I started drifting off to sleep, when suddenly I woke myself up saying, “I’m putting that in your portfolio!”. I was teaching at the time, so that kinda makes sense, but the fact that I was saying about Darling Husband like I was going to write him up just seemed silly.

Another time, after just drifting off to sleep, I yelled at him, “I can’t believe you bought that trailer!” after briefly dreaming that he told me he bought a trailer to haul something ridiculous with. I was pissed that he would buy it without telling me, and for such an assinine reason.

This week, I woke myself up in the middle of the night saying, “Where and when do you want me to pick you up?”. Hubby was looking at me funny, then we both fell back asleep.

This morning, I woke myself up screaming, “WOULD YOU JUST ONCE…!” while angrily slamming my fist on the bed. I think that really freaked Darling Husband out!

It’s been really entertaining waking up to DH’s expressions of confusion and amusement!

anybody else talk in their sleep? I know some of you ladies have probably said some pretty amusing things in your sleep, too!

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Post # 3
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Buzzing bee

I don’t, as far as I know anyways, but one time Fiance sat straight up out of a dead sleep, looked over at me and went “you ALWAYS say that about my cups and utensils!!” in a really pissed off voice. It scared the shit out of me, I was watching a movie at 4am while he slept. I tried to get him to explain but he just layed back down, turned his back to me and went back to sleep.

He’s also muttered about not having enough time to make shoes for a centipede. I just wish I could remember his exact words on that one, it was the funniest thing ever.

I wonder what kind of dreams that boy is having…

Post # 4
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2011

Lol, you are a nut!

I have occasionally talked in my sleep. When I was little my sister and I had bunk beds, I apparently leaned over from the top bunk and shouted down to her “HAPPY NEW YEAR!” and went back to sleep.

Fiance talks in his sleep every now and then. We were once in mid conversation when he feel asleep and he said “we don’t buy those kind of chairs”  ?!

Post # 5
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2011

Hahaha thats great! i sleep talk sometimes too, especially when people are trying to wake me up, I say things that make no sense and I don’t remember and go back to sleep.  Haha I was napping with Fiance the other day and said something like “thank you for the bread and cheese”, he was so confused.

Post # 6
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2014

Oh, I have a good one! SO talks in his sleep often, but this was a particularly good one. He was making “eeeee eee ahhh ahh”, think like monkey noises… that woke me up, so I tried to ask questions (which usually results in even more hilarious responses). So I ask him “what are you doing?” and he says “I’m expressing physical interest in the animals.” Totally deadpan, like.. duh! I think I woke him up for real becuase I was laughing so hard.

Post # 7
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

This reminds me of Sleep Talkin’ Man.

Fiance has never mentioned me talking in my sleep. He does occasionally, but it’s mostly incoherent mumblings.

Post # 8
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1941 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

I used to talk a lot in my sleep when I was younger, but definitely not as much anymore. Once a few months ago I was sleeping and told Fiance “I need you to clean up the stockroom!”

I think I had been about 10-12 ish when we got our first computer in the house, and my parents were having a hard time getting used to it. Well one night shortly after getting it, I sleptwalked into my parent’s bedroom … um, interrupted them … asked my mother if she had “killed the computer yet?” … used their bathroom, and went back to sleep. I’m pretty sure a few days later they put a lock on their bedroom door 😉 oh, and I do NOT remember any of that, thankfully!!!

Post # 9
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2015

I talk all the time! Especially if I am already in bed aspleep and SO starts talking to me. I don’t wake up though. “I can’t put the monopoly down or the mice will get out!” “Dad is cranky because we can’t give them the primers because they don’t know the sequences!” 

Just a few of my gems of sleep talking. 

I have also been asked ‘Are you awake?’ and answered “YES!” when I was dead asleep. 

Hahaha, “look at my beautiful feet!” that cracks me up! 

Post # 10
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: January 2012

Haha thats funny!

I talk in my sleep, mostly when I am overtired or stressed.  I am a teacher and Fiance says a lot of what I say are telling kids off, even naming particular ones!

Fi thinks its funny and sometimes if he talks to me I start answering him but he knows I am asleep as I say strange things, usually I wake up towards the end and I remember what I have said but am still half asleep so still a bit out of it.

The funniest time was when I got up in the middle of the night – I swear I looked at my clock and it was 7am, had a shower, got dressed for work and went into the lounge where Fiance was watching tv and said “bye i’m off to work” and he told me to look at the clock and it was 1am!  I guess I must have woken up in the shower or something, I felt so silly.  Now I think about it tho it is usually light here at that time and it was pitch black and I usually watch the morning breakfast show on tv while getting ready but didn’t click!

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