Tell me your embarrassing drunk stories so I feel better =(

posted 6 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 3
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Bee Keeper

I am not sure whether to laugh or to cry! I got drunk once in my life! We (my child’s father and I) were walking down the street at 2:00 am and just laughing and giggling away and I just peed my pants. Then the laughing got even harder and louder as I continued to peed my pants. Never again did I get drunk or consumed any alcohol other than one glass of wine or one beer (and that is now about once every 5 years?)

Post # 4
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: January 1992

@MrsCreeToBe:  Puke happens! Don’t feel too badly. Hopefully all your drunk friends were too drunk to remember.

My embarrassing story? My friend had the bright idea to play the 60-beer-shot hour, where you drink a shot-glass full of beer every minute for an hour. It seemed pretty innocuous at the time, but I didn’t even make it to the hour before I had to stop. Later that night, I wasn’t feeling so well, and I knew I had to throw up. Unfortunately the house I was at only had one bathroom, and I heard someone say, “She needs to get out of the bathroom,” and I felt embarrassed. So I did, and I went out onto their porch so people could at least pee, and no sooner did I sit down did I yak in their garden. Ah well. More fertalizer for the plants.

Post # 5
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: January 1992

@happyface:  Aww! You should try it again so you don’t have to say “every time I’ve been drunk in my life, I’ve pissed my pants.”

Post # 6
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

Back in my college days, I drank wayyy too much one night and got totally beligerant (sp) and told all my sorority sisters I had been in prison!! LOL.  I have not.  I have never even gotten a speeding ticket lol.  I was pretty embarrassed the next day!  My Fiance was there too actually…so he still makes fun of me for it 😛

Post # 7
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: July 2015

Um, why would 10 people want to stand around watching you throw up for an hour instead of giving you some privacy? That says a lot more about them than it does about you.

But, to make you feel better, here’s my most embarassing drinking story. In college, I knew my limits when drinking and stuck to them. For some reason, when I moved to Japan after college, I drank way past my limit. I was out with friends one night and I had seven drinks, the most I’d ever had at once, and I literally could not shut up about it. “You guys! I had SEVEN DRINKS. SEVEN DRINKS! SEVEN. DRINKSSSSS.”

That was two years ago and my friends still give me crap about it, haha.

Post # 8
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

I don’t even know how this happened so perfectly, but one time about 7 years ago my best friend and I got really drunk at her then-boyfriend’s house. We both drank wayyyy too much of God knows what (I used to drink quite a lot, not so much anymore..got my partying out of my system!) and we both ended up in the bathroom at the same time. We actually took turns puking! Like I would puke and then lean back to catch my breath and she’d come forward and puke and lean back. The cycle continued. Luckily there were no messes or puking on each other.

Post # 9
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2011

This should make you feel better: For my last birthday, we went to an upscale bar with some friends. Everything was great…until puked into a trash can in the middle of the bar. It was in front of everyone and definitely not appreciated. I was so embarrassed, we got the hell out of there immediately after.

Post # 10
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2013

Puked out my bedroom window on the roof.

Tried to eat a cheeseburger that had fallen on the ground. 

Made a friend that had never kissed a girl before make out with my best friend. 

My roommate once had to hijack a party bus that had just dropped people off at a Halloween party to drive me home 4 blocks because I was too drunk to walk home.

Broke a bone when I fell down drunk.

 

….. These aren’t all of them, but some higlights from my 4 years in college. Hope you feel better!

Post # 11
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2014

All of my friends got quite drunk at the first wedding in our group. But I came back from the bathroom during dinner after falling off the toilet in the bathroom and being drunk, I thought that was absolutely hilarious so I announced it to my entire table upon returning. It was a really fun night though… 

Post # 12
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2014

@TeamAwesome:  Haha are you David Hasslehoff? 🙂

Post # 13
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: January 1992

HA! This story isn’t even about me, but it’s still funny. My sister and her now husband did a lot of drinking in their hey-day. A LOT. I wasn’t there for this incident, and I’m actually glad I wasn’t. This story has kind of become folklore amongst my sister’s group of friends because it was so disgusting.

When she graduated high school, J had a condo at the beach for she and all her friends to party in. Her bf at the time was 21, so he was able to buy copious amounts of alcohol, and party ensued. I think there might have been other things involved, but I’m not sure. Anyway, he had the bright idea to do a beer-bong marathon to see how many he could drink that night. He did 11 over the course of the night, and got.so.sick.

My sister said it was awful. He had diarrhea and had to puke simultaneously, and didn’t know whether he should hover his ass or his mouth over the toilet. I don’t know all the details, nor do I care to hear them, but my sister said she spent most of that night cleaning up both bodily fluids from the floor. UGH. I think my BIL has your story beat, hands down. Farts are nothing in comparison.

Post # 14
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2013

@Pinkmoon:  Luckily my SO stopped me from doing that. I had sent friends out to get me McDonalds, when they got back with my burger, I lost control of it, it landed open faced on the floor and I went for it anyways. He had to pull me back, lol. SMH.

Post # 15
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Bee Keeper

@StuporDuck:  I did that about 2 months ago and I wasnt’ even drunk! Dirrehea and puking at the same time – I forgot what I ate to make that happen!

Post # 16
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Bee Keeper

what weird people to all rush into a bathroom when someone’s puking!

I’d be on the other side of the house!

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