- 5 years ago
- Wedding: October 2012
I seriously want to start a Tumblr. My best friend (who is getting married 2 weeks before me) and I have been texting back and forth the most increasingly ridiculous nonsense over the last few weeks, it is cracking me up.
Bestie: I have gained 5 lbs and am terrified of dress fitting. You and I are both ridiculous.
Starbuck: Yes we are. However you have plenty of time to lose your 5 lbs. I want to too. Continually stymied by being hungry and by enjoying a social life which includes alcoholic drinks and non-diet-appropriate food.
Starbuck: I just spent $130 at my dermo’s office on THREE THINGS to give me flawless bridal skin. I better look like a damn supermodel on October 13th!
Bestie: I hate my giant teeth and can’t decide if whitening will make them shine like a beacon so I look like Jimmy Carter in photos.
Anybody got any good ones?