Post # 1
I’ve got the most raging case of PMS since Roseanne Barr found out about Arsenio Hall’s public picture show of her and Tom sunning themselves like a pair of elephant seals on the beach.
If Mr. 99 complains one more time about his back I’m going to describe in detail how it feels like my uterus wants to burst out of my body and run away to Kentucky to start a lounge act.
My friend is getting back together with her husband, so I made her Pity Pancakes on a Monday for NOTHING!!
and I’m shopping for a new car and I want that damn thing for 3% under list dammit….
Post # 3
@Nona99: I can’t test this new application because everytime I get four seconds to go in – they start messing with the environment! GDFMSOB – let me effing test!
FI wants to drive to town over to buy an air conditioner – I don’t have time becuase I need to be at the gym and/or doing laundry…
BUT would rather be cuddled up with a heating pad and wine while I watch terrible TV.
I think we have synch’d up lol…sync’d? gah.
Post # 4
Hormones and medication withdrawal have had me feeling like an alien is trying to burst out of my skull everyday for the past couple of weeks. There’s also the added bonus of being nauseated every second I’m awake. Every. Second. Some people get brain zaps. I get zaps all over my body. Woo hoo. And yes, AF is due in the next day or two or five depending on my inconsistent cycle. Yay. *Sigh*
Post # 5
I can’t stop eating…even as I try to read fitness and diet posts for motivation, I am devouring an ice cream cookie sandwich. Damn cycle.
Post # 6
@Nona99: I was like that yesterday. I feel your pain.
Post # 7
@edgebee: Oh yeah…tacos happened, they happened a LOT
Post # 8
@edgebee: I had a small cheese omelette with brown rice for lunch. Yay protein and fiber! I was soooo proud of myself…until I served up a bowl of caramel chocolate ice cream. In my defense, it soothes my totally raging stomach. A little. Sort of. Okay not really, but ice cream, damn it.
Post # 9
A better excuse for tucking into a big plate of pancakes there never was…
Post # 10
@joya_aspera: …they totally had chocolate chips in them too…I feel so used right now
Post # 11
- Wedding: September 2013 - B&B
Totally went through the Wendy’s drive through. Didn’t even use my cheat sheet for low calorie options at fast food joints… I deserved a pass today because I was feeling too naseaus to eat much Monday!!!!! I am always so glad when this week is over….
Post # 12
Haha I don’t have PMS but for whatever reason, baby has decided that today is the day that she should set up camp IN my pelvis and punch-dance. Like, two weeks ago I couldn’t even feel her moving yet, and now today she’s punch-dancing my pelvis and doing tight somersaults way down low where there’s no room. WTF, baby. You have oceans of space in there still. Just move up and quit being a dummy!
Post # 13
@Nona99: I feel you on the PMS.. cried yesterday becuase i ordered a regular quesadilla and they brought me one with chicken in it… alsomy attitude today might be descibed as that of an angry bird 😉
Post # 14
I’ve had bronchitis for a week now, and all I want is my damn lung capacity back! Is it too much to ask to be able to take deep breaths?
And of course this is also my PMS week, so I’ve wanted to burst into tears for no reason the past few days.
Make me pity pancakes, please?
Post # 15
it’s wednesday. i have yet to go grocery shopping for the week. i’m tempted to eat cereal for dinner so i don’t have to go out until tomorrow.. because it’s 82 degrees out, and i hate the heat.
Post # 16
@Nona99: Tacos are only meant to be eaten by the trough full, no messing around there.
Do share the recipe for pity pancakes, they sound crucial to surviving those moments in life.