Post # 1
So i went to the gym tonight and halfway through the class i had to pee SOOO bad so i left real quick and ran to the ladies room. I almost stopped cold but, you know, was acting all cool. There was a woman standing buck naked in the middle of the room in front of the shower checking herself out (you know, the way you do at home to make sure everything looks A-OK…but i basically walked in and got a full frontal so it was a little in my face). THEN she started doing SQUATS right then and there. YES, SQUATS!! I was a little taken aback by the blatant nakedness-i’ve showered there many times but i dont just walk around buck naked touching myself and checking everything over and doing squats butt naked, either. If i’m changing, yeah, you’ll probably see some butt or boob though.
I thought it was SO strange. She’s obviously very comfortable being naked in front of people. Anybody else meet some very open people at the gym?! Does every gym have an exhibitionist?
Post # 3
bahahahaha I would have freaked… and said something completely awkward like “ummm nice boobs, can you put them away now?”.
This really made me laugh… I go to the gym every day and I have yet to see someone doing that! lol
Post # 4
Once at the pool I walked into the change rooms to see a buck naked woman hand washing her swimsuit in one of the sinks. I thought that was kind of weird…
I find the squats HILARIOUS though. Hasn’t she seen the Seinfeld episode about good vs bad naked???
Post # 5
The lady obviously thought she was in her PRIVATE bathroom. Where we all do things we would NEVER subject others to =P
Post # 6
hahaha..I hate naked people at the gym. Back in the day our parents got us a family membership at the Y. A lady was in the sauna comes out butt naked and asks me if I can scrub her back with her exfoliating brush..I was so young and naive and didn’t know what to say so I was like OK, my mom walked in and was all shocked and confused lmao….I don’t know WTF I was thinking..or what the gross lady was thinking for that matter.
Post # 7
hahaha the Squats part is what makes this HILARIOUS!!! There are always naked people at the gym, it doesn’t bother me (or anyone, it seems) at all – but usually everyone keeps to themselves and is only naked when it makes sense to be naked (while changing, getting out of the shower, etc).
Once after a Bikram yoga class, the class was waiting in the shower line (there were only 3 showers and about 30 people trying to get to work) – and one girl left her shower curtain open to talk to her friend in line. This was OK – but then she decided to shave!!! The lifting of the leg/bending over/etc in front of everyone else in line was too much for me!!!
That’s the only time I’ve seen gym nudity be very tactless.
Post # 8
hahaha…my Fiance manages a Y and you should hear some of his stories about inappropriate clothing, naked people in the showers, etc.
Thanks for making me smile 🙂
Post # 9
umm once i was changing at the gym and a naked girl walked over (her locker was near mine). she proceeded to bend down to get all of her stuff out of the locker and basically stuck her nasty butt in my face (like, literally 18 inches away). i was so shocked and disgusted i was like “um EXCUSE ME????” and she just gave me a dirty look. then she talked on the phone, while naked. THIS IS NOT YOUR HOUSE, IT’S A FRIGGIN GYM!
needless to say, i started using a locker in a different area after the naked butt fiasco.
Post # 10
Yes! Exhibitionists every where! I’m all for being comfortable in your skin, and it is a locker room… but do you really have to lotion up, butt naked, with one leg up on the bench?
The best story I have isn’t mine, but my co-workers – a naked lady was walking around their locker room talking to everyone, and then proceeded to take out her underwear and put on a PAD!
Post # 11
Whoa. I was pretty open in high school during sports but these are STRANGERS. and seriously, nobody wants to know intimate details like how you keep your lady parts, you know? i am scarred by that image for awhile. and SO glad i see a bikini waxer =]
But seriously how are people ok with just letting it all hang out?! The FIRST thing i do is put on undies and a bra, then i feel it’s ok to lotion up and drop the towel.
Post # 12
When I worked at a coffee shop a couple years ago, I went to the same gym as one of my semi-regular customers. One day in the ladies locker room I saw her, standing at her locker completely naked, and reading a newspaper. This was among one of the many reasons why I was happy to leave that job.
Post # 13
HAHAHAHA 🙂 amazing! and awkward!
I did once have a lady tell me she liked my dress….while I was pulling it up and my chest was still half out and I almost jumped!
Post # 14
Apparently there’s a lady called ‘naked lady’ at two of my friends gym who does stuff like this in their locker room. But she brings in her own boombox and dances naked. And this is in their work gym on the first floor of their office building here downtown!!! She does it often enough to have gained a nickname!
Post # 15
Ahhh that’s crazy! I really don’t mean to sound horrible but usually the people who are running around completely naked are the people that look like my grandma or something and I get nauseous.
Post # 16
@jduck – I just gagged a little. No joke. That’s disgusting.
Okay naked squats are freakin hilarious!!! Talk about being comfortable in your body… I totally agree with MissAsB, why don’t the gorgeous people who would actually look good naked ever walk around au naturel?! I’m having flashbacks of this gigantic German couple wearing tiny thongs last time we were in Cuba. Thongs and only thongs. And their thongs were being eaten by places I don’t want to talk about. LOL!