(Closed) THE CAT MADE ME DO IT!!!!

posted 8 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
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Newbee
  • Wedding: October 2011

@Mr. Coffee: Hahaha when my honey hiccups or sneezes I yell “Stop it right now!”  I don’t actually expect him to stop, but I started doing it when we first started dating and it worked, so now if I don’t yell he will look at me waiting for it!

Post # 4
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3219 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: November 2010

Love the title! I think we all have things we wish our FH wouldnt do. I would gladly replace hiccups for FH farts!

Post # 5
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5977 posts
Bee Keeper

@Mr. Coffee: Awe – I feel your pain with the hiccups! I can never stop hiccuping once I start, and I think it drives Mr. Pea crazy. But, you can’t help it! How in the world are you supposed to make your hiccups stop?

Next time, when she drives you crazy, tell her whatever she’s doing is gross Wink

Post # 6
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169 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: October 2010

Okay that was hilarious… and we recently found a new cure for hiccups… it will make you laugh…

Peppered beef jerky.  I can’t explain it and I don’t even like beef jerky but both my Fiance and I got hiccups and one bite of that nasty stuff and the darn hiccups went away. Which is good because I imagine beef jerky hiccups must smell really bad. Call me crazy all you want but this stupid idea worked!

Post # 7
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3620 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2010

Damnit @alphajuliet, now I want Slim Jim.

Post # 8
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5921 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: December 2010

Fiance coughs really, really loudly and sometimes it gets on my nerves.  Like pretty much everytime he does it.

He went on a coughing spree yesterday in the middle of our trip to visit my grandma in the hospital – 6 hour roundtrip – and he started coughing so I covered my ears.  LOL.  I don’t know why he can’t just cover his mouth….

Post # 10
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: November 1999

Hilarious @Mr. Coffee!

If Miss Coffee thinks that’s annoying, she should see my hubby…he does this thing when he’s focused on something where it looks like he’s chewing on his tongue.  I always tell him how gross it is, but it’s just a habit he can’t quit.

Post # 11
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169 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: October 2010

okay… it has to be the peppered jerky… don’t think a slim jim would work.  the idea of dehydrated beef grosses me out… but hiccups irritate me more.  and I know it was the brand they sell at 7-11… can you tell we can walk there from our house?

 

but yea the discussion has made me hungry too. 

 

I want cookies.

Post # 12
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2011

I have another cure for hiccups that always works 100% of the time for me.

Get half a glass of water and put about three tablespoons of sugar into it. Do not stir! Drink the water and as much of the sugary syrup on the bottom as you can get.

This has worked on hiccups for me for 25+ years now.

I’m sorry that us women (and everyone for that matter!) have ridiculous requests sometimes. I have my own list that I try to not badger Fiance about all the time.

Your post still made me laugh, though… 🙂

Post # 13
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Bee Keeper

MightyGroom does this weird thing where when he hiccups he kinda burps too.  And I’ve noticed that now *I* do it too!  It’s weird…but I wouldn’t say gross.

Maybe you should tell her that her period is gross and she should stop doing that.

Post # 15
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

@MightySapphire: Maybe you should tell her that her period is gross and she should stop doing that.

THIS. I’m laughing so hard I’m crying…

Fiance picks at his nails. The sound drives me craaazzzy. STOP DOING THAT aaguaguugug. Poor guy never even knew that he did that before he met me.

Also, he can’t burp (seriously, he has never, ever burped in the 5 years that I’ve known him and my Future Mother-In-Law told me that he when was a baby she thought there was something wrong with him because she was unable to burp him after feeding). Anyways, he makes this weird gurgle noise instead and it totally grosses me out. To me, it’s worse than just a normal human belch. I’ve tried a few times to tell him to not to do it — sigh, but I know he can’t. It’s just so grossssss.

Hiccups though? I’ve never thought hiccups were gross!!

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