(Closed) The Daily Vent: Get it off your chest!!

posted 8 years ago in Emotional
Post # 3
562 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: February 2011

Haha I love this!! Mine’s kind of similar:

Dear I-Change-My-Name-To-Feel-Cool-And-Different-When-It’s-Really-Lame,

I’m tired of you comparing my relationship to yours. We’re MARRIED, your boyfriend WILL NOT propose to you and HAS told you this, accept it! I’m tired of you asking about my wedding just to talk about your imaginary, probably not going to happen for at least five years (and probably not with the guy you’re with), wedding. I’m tired of you acting like you and your boyfriend have the best, most special and loving relationship in the world, (that no one elses can compare to) when you break up every other day. Leave the poor guy alone or he won’t stay with you, let alone propose to you!

Sincerely, Me

Post # 4
3521 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: December 2010

The fact that there are writing tutors who cannot spell “referral” properly worries me, I’m not going to lie. Please learn to spell before you take a job like this!

Love, Me

Post # 5
3620 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2010

Dear old boss – I don’t work for you anymore and I hope that I never have to work with you again. It’s been over a year since the last time I worked for you… That said, please stop assigning me work. It’s getting old. -Me.

Dear coworker – just because you IM me and say that someone at the client site needs to talk to me, that doesn’t mean I’m going to do it right that very second. I have other clients, other meetings and other projects that take precedence over your needs. When I say I’ll call her as soon as I am able, don’t ask me for a specific time. Don’t tell me I have to call her before noon when i’m in a meeting until noon. You are not my boss, please stop trying to manage my time. I’m perfectly capable of doing it myself. – Me.

Post # 6
1537 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2011

Dear Branch Manager,

It would be nice if you could try for once to not take out your anger and frustrations out on your most loyal and supportive employees. Just because you have delinquant employees does not mean that the rest of us need to be treated like garbage each and every day that you have woken up on the wrong side of the bed. It is not okay for you to slam your phone, papers, or any other items in your office around whilst grumbling every curse word known to man. It is not okay for you to take office privledges away from people who have done nothing wrong just because ONE particular employee has stuck a thorn in your side. And it is definitely not okay to reject me my vacation pay for my wedding because some snotty little b**ch can’t get to work on time or has too many sick days which in turn make you a huge a-hole!!!!!! Please refrain from all that has been listed above or you may have to deal with a life of lonliness and desitude.


Your once cheerful – now disgruntled employee xoxo


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