(Closed) The next person that mentions the eye gets stabbed with a fork.

posted 7 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
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Buzzing bee

Seriously?!  I can’t believe someone said that to you.  I would say “Absolutely not, our wedding pictures will show both of us just as we are, because we love each other just as we are”.  That oughta make ’em feel like the jerks they are.

Post # 4
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Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: November 1999

“yes, we’re also going to get him to erase any insensitive people”

Post # 5
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

Omg I can’t believe people would actually say something to you like that!! Seriously, what is wrong with people?!

Post # 6
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Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2010

That is so unbelievably rude of them!  I would ask them why they would think you would want a picture that doesn’t look like your FI!

Post # 7
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2010

@julies1949: Love this!

Seriously, I cannot believe anyone would say that.  I don’t even think that kind of question deserves an answer.  I would just look them right in the eyes and say very calmly, “I really cannot believe you just asked me that,” and then walk away.

Post # 8
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Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2009

@Neva:  Exactly.

My uncle has a really bad lazy eye, and he has learned over the years to just joke about it. I can’t believe people would actually say something like that

Post # 9
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Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2010

I’d incredulously reply, “Are you serious?” and then walk away without giving them a chance to answer.

Post # 9
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

Oh my god!! That is beyond rude… I don’t even know how I would react to that!  I would probably say something terrible like “no, we’re saving money there to fix YOUR _____insert something wrong with person here___”.  and then I’d feel terrible… like that person should be.

Post # 10
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Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: November 1999

I have a lazy eye and wear glasses. When I don’t wear my glasses ppl always do that to me, it’s really annoying. I haven’t gotten that comment yet but if I do, oh boy, I think I’ll tell them where to go and how to get there lol.

Post # 11
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 1993

I literally just snorted in indignation reading this. I have wine running down my face. Lovely…

Anyway, what?!?! Not only would I stab them in the eye with the fork, I’d tell them that the camera would be shortly stuck somewhere in them altogether more uncomfortable. How rude!

 

Post # 12
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

I’m sorry for insensitve people. I bet they didn’t mean to be as insensitive as it sounded.

Just wondering, but my cousin was born with a lazy eye and it got fixed. (I forget how, surgery?)

Post # 13
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2014

@Mrs.ChubbyBunny: What a jerk! How insensitive and rude!

I’d come up with some super snarky comeback and probably piss off a bunch of people. 

(My Fiance has teeth that are pretty messed up. Little kids ask him if he’s a vampire. He can’t help it and I know it hurts him still when people ask about it. It’s so frustrating that people can’t keep their mouths shut!)

Post # 14
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Bee Keeper

@julies1949: I would change “insensitive people” to a choice expletive, but this is perfect.

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