- 4 years ago
- Wedding: April 2018
is getting kicked in the neck!
Some random broad pipes up while I’m at the butcher shop, buying the meat for the week….”I don’t agree with someone eating so much red meat…” she says all freaking loud as I pick up the box…HELLLLOOOO, it’s for the whole week and not that it’s any of your business but there’s steak, pork, chicken, salmon, crab legs and bison in here lady….I gotta feed Mr. 99, because vegetarian – he is not….plus, in case you didn’t know, YOU’RE IN A BUTCHER SHOP!!!!
So then, we’re up at my parents house for my Mom’s birthday, the new caregiver for my Grandma is there, we’re grilling burgers and stuff, I made pasta salad, which she refuses to eat because it has pepperoni in it…fine, then as I’m talking to my Dad about our puppy Wort and telling him about how we’re working on making his crate a “happy place” she’s all indignant to me about how she doesn’t agree with crate training a puppy, that I’m cruel for subjecting the dog to it EVER and if I didn’t have the time to stay home with him I shouldn’t have bought him….so Mr. 99 comes over, takes the dog from me and tells her oh so nicely, “I’m home with him all day, but he’s got to learn to be in there while we’re out sometimes…..” she just scrunched up her face and stomped off somewhere in the house….
Finally, it’s new car time for Nona…Nona loves her BMW, it served her well in her single days and Nona will always have fond memories of her roadster….but it’s time for me to own a car with more than two seats, that has front wheel drive, with technology that does not include a tape deck and that I can put more that $30 worth of groceries in at a time….I’m telling my Dad that I want to trade the car in on a Kia…my father, who hoardes cars tells me, “I’m not sure I agree with you doing that Nona, they won’t give you much money for it…”
AGHHHGHGHHGHGHGHGH! If you like it so much, pay me the cash and keep the old thing!
I JUST WANNA DO THE STUFF THAT I DO WITHOUT SOMEONE TELLING ME WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!