- 8 years ago
I found this online and LOLd, literally! so I thought I would share with the hive (though i hope i am posting on the right place):
THE PERFECT DRESS
Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her
excitement — not even her parents’ nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best
dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father’s new
young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked
her step mom to exchange it, but she refused. “Absolutely not. I look
like a million bucks in this dress, and I’m wearing it,” she replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, “Never mind sweetheart.
I’ll get another dress. After all, it’s your special day.”
A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous
dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother,
“Aren’t you going to return the other dress? You really don’t have
another occasion where you could wear it.”
Her mother just smiled and replied, “Of course I do, dear. I’m wearing
it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding”