(Closed) The Same Thing Happens, Every Morning….

posted 6 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 3
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: February 2017 - Seattle, WA

Haha this is hilarious.  πŸ™‚  You’re a great writer!

Post # 4
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: March 2012

LMAO omg that was terrific!!! You put my morning into words!

Post # 5
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

Had to work not to laugh!

Post # 6
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2010

HAHAHAHAHA

But seriously, you should take the dog with bad breath to the vet – they probably need a teeth cleaning at minimum, and possibly have a rotting tooth. That fixed our cat’s breath 100%.

And you can train dogs not to sleep on your bed ;-). I’m a big softie – I always let my dog on my bed all the way through college. But now, I don’t think I could deal with it since i’m married and sharing my bed with another human, too.

 

Post # 7
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2012

Story of my life πŸ™‚  I have two danes & a mutt, so every morning it sounds like an earthquake!  The great danes do sleep in their own room though, so unless it’s trash pick-up day they let us sleep until allllmost 7am. 

Post # 8
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

Too funny! You are a fantastic writer πŸ™‚ I don’t have any dogs thank heavens, but i sure as hell don’t need an alarm clock with my cat.  Every morning at 6:30 it’s purrs and chirps and headbutts until i get up and feed her!

Post # 9
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

Have your dogs start sleeping in kennels. They need their own safe, private space, and they need to be on YOUR schedule. (The cat also needs its own place, but I don’t know a single thing about cats so I’ll stop with that now.)

Also, you dictate where they pee – it’s time for some serious tough-love training to happen. Hair in their water? THEY’RE DOGS! They’ll get over it when they’re thirsty enough. Start watching The Dog Whisperer for inspiration.

And for gosh sakes, why isn’t your man helping even a little bit? Are they exclusively your animals?

Post # 10
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

Amazing! I literally laughed out loud at my desk when I got to the “Mornin’ Lover!” part. It was the icing on the cake. πŸ™‚

You really should write a book. I would buy it. (Or at least start a blog!)

Post # 11
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: March 2012

lol.  Aren’t pets the best?!!  And errr…husbands.  πŸ™‚

Post # 12
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

Ha my black lab is the most routine oritinted dog I have EVER met. You better believe that at 4am every single morning he is on my side of the bed barking in my face to feed him. BUT when I’m out of town traveling for work my fiancé saYs the dogs let him sleep until like 8 without waking him for food. Glad to hear there are others like me out there!!

Post # 13
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I LOL’d at my desk! You are a wonderful writer, I dread that when we get dogs, the cats are bad enough!

Post # 14
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

This is hilarious!! I only have one black lab (her days are numbered, she’s almost 13 and reeeeally slowin’ down) but she still is soooo routine. Nudges me while I’m in bed, walks to the cabinet we used to keep her food in, it’s an old door so it opens when you barely hit it..I hear the squeak of it opening and know she is sitting there waiting for me to get up and put food in her bowl…then she walks to the toilet to get her water (gross..I know..I keep it clean, no chemicals..but still..)walks around the house to see where everyone is. Goes to the front door to look out. Knows when it is time to take the baby to school…seriously..I could run my entire day by her clock

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