(Closed) These reviews are hilarious

posted 6 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 3
48 posts
  • Wedding: May 2012

THOSE are just way too funny!!! Lmao!!!

Post # 4
2493 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

I`m crying. Truly. I read this to my Fiance and his favourite part was this:

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

I am linking this to everyone I know 😐

Post # 5
6998 posts
Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2011

oh my god i’m dying. these are hysterical!

Post # 6
3265 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: February 2014

This is hilarious!! Thanks for sharing! 🙂

Post # 7
2651 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2016

These are awsome!

Post # 8
3374 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

omg!!! These guys are hilarious! Is this for real???

I’ve had my own run ins with Nair and it hasn’t been pretty….

Post # 9
6512 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: September 2012

HAAAAAAA! This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time!

An excerpt from another 5 star review:

“First off, the mild tingling sensation was not unpleasant, but after 5 minutes the growing, burning pain was like having my gentlemen’s regions dipped in Nagha Ghost chillies, then being toasted by the hot firey magma from Mount Doom. The end of my manhood now resembled the fiery eye of Sauron.”

Post # 10
1890 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2011

OMG I’m dying!!

Post # 11
5073 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: October 2012

OMG!  I can’t make it past this line.  I’m laughing so hard I can’t see

 I had an extremely hairy starfish so decided to purchase some Veet

Post # 12
48 posts
  • Wedding: May 2012

My favorite is:

Unfortunately due to a tissue donor tissue mismatch the transplanted scalp was rejected and had to be removed some weeks later.

My team of surgeons had some tough decisions to make and as I was in a coma, it was decided to transplant my hairy scrotsack on to my exposed cranium.

Although this is not something I would have agreed to whilst conscious, the effect has been rather pleasing.

In warm weather my new scalp can be worn rather like a beret and in cooler moments,

my scalp clamps onto my head like a sex starved nympho, pulling on my facial skin making me look a little like Tom Jones.

Thank you VEET this product is truly life changing and does exactly the opposite of what it says on the packet.



Post # 13
1370 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

That’s freaking hilarious.


Post # 14
1024 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2014


Post # 15
5177 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: January 2010

These are hilarious!

Post # 16
13096 posts
Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2010

So good! 

“I awoke on the floor (several days?) later with the feeling that my bits had been trodden on by a T-Rex, dragged through a cactus patch, and tanned into a new leather pouch by an eskimo wanting somewhere to keep his sharpened fish hooks.”

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