- 8 years ago
I’m currently working as an special ed inclusion instructor and the classroom one of my kiddos is a part of had a substitute teacher last week. The sub initially advised the class not to pull any fast ones on her, because their teacher had left a pretty detailed list on how the class is normally run. When I got home from work, I joked with my SO about creating detailed lists about one another just in case we ever had to call in a sub to take care of the other for a day.
For example, my sub would need to know the following about P:
-P likes a glass of orange juice in the morning, but make sure it is diluted with water, because he doesn’t care for the potency of 100% oj.
-Be prepared for lots of baby alien talk. P will say “I’sa’Wuv’u” instead of “I Love You”. When he desires a hug or cuddle, he will asked to be “ho-shoed” rather than “held”.
-If it’s your turn to prepare dinner and the recipe in question serves 4, don’t cut down the ingredients to serve 2. P can and will eat a turkey to himself. Might as well save yourself the trouble so you don’t end up having to make him an “after dinner” sandwich.
-P likes to watch at least 2 episodes of “How I Met your Mother” before bed. He prefers to watch this show, and this show alone, on the laptop rather than the flat screen.
-Remind P to brush his teeth before going to sleep. Tell him to turn the bathroom light off upon returning to the bedroom. After he lays down, go to the bathroom yourself and turn the light off, because it is still on.
What’s your sub list? Remember, this post is just for fun. I’m not hardly suggesting that any of you will ever need a sub, haha.