- 7 years ago
- Wedding: April 2011
Now some of these are wedding related vents and I need to get them off my chest, but can’t say them to the actual people if I want a happy wedding. Others are just because.
Mom: It’s not always about you. I don’t care what you wear, but you will be in some pictures so no boating attire.
Dad: I love your guts and thank you for setting the sisters straight.
Aunt number 1: You aren’t worth being listed as number 1, you’re more like a 0 because you’re only around if it suits you. The only events you ever attend are the ones where you’re the center of attention. Thanks for all the ‘happy birthdays’ over the years and for promising my daughter stuff, but never following through. I’m not suprised you aren’t attending the wedding, but are going to FL on the 7th just don’t lie about how you had no notice. We’ve been engaged for 5 freaking years…. bitch.
Aunt number 2: Send in your RSVP and answer my texts! And don’t give me crap about inviting cousin’s dad, you bring him to all the other family events so why not this one?
Kai and H: I wish there was a way to tell you both how important you are to me.
Sister number 2: Pick a guy! And give me a heads up on which one is coming to the wedding.
FL Grandma: I will give you a pass on not coming to the wedding. I’m kind of like whatever about it anyway since I told mom it’s like you don’t know me and are more interested in Kai. Actually, I’m a little upset since I drove 6 hours out of my way to see you before turning back around and driving 16 hours back home.
To all guests: I love the song requests. My wedding is semi-formal, but I will let jeans slide if that’s all you have. Just know I will die a little inside when I see you though.
Dog number 1: Please don’t growl at me again. I’d hate to have to kick your butt in front of company while standing in the middle of the driveway. Oh, and I love your wonky eye!
Dog number 2: You stink and need to stop chasing the cat, bu thtanks for saving me from the raccoons.
Cat: Clean your own damn litter box!
Mail lady: Quit honking at me because I’m not getting out of bed. You do it everytime and I never answer.
I think that’s everything. Anyone else have anything they need to say, but can’t?